Yeah, I'm in tax and was talking to my friend who's a veterinary tech. It never even entered people's minds that we might close; money and pets are serious topics, exempt from public fantasy.
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My state gave school districts a waiver for 20 days of instruction this year. Most districts decided to close for 20 school days, while still providing breakfast and lunch. One district decided to force their students into e-learning during that time.
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7 companyfry 2020-03-16
JFL 8 years olds are working from home and I still have to go into the office.
Seriously, they’re having remote classes and assignments. That shit was unheard of when we were kids.
6 Edgar-Allan-Toe 2020-03-16
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1 ballrot 2020-03-16
Somebody's gotta lick those batteries
1 ozarkbutter 2020-03-16
Bruh, it's 2020. Get a remote job like the rest of us autistic anti-social outcasts.
Jk, thanks for being an integral part of our workforce.
1 JIVEprinting 2020-03-16
Yeah, I'm in tax and was talking to my friend who's a veterinary tech. It never even entered people's minds that we might close; money and pets are serious topics, exempt from public fantasy.
3 bdmabeats 2020-03-16
Hurry up and plug me up a controller! I missed playing forknight with you son. Let's get victory royale. *Sips on Zoomer® Energy Drink*
2 SnapshillBot 2020-03-16
Alright, here it is. Listen up you absolutely filthy degenerate. I am unblocking you after months (nearly a year) to say this only and only once so that the people who are upvoting your filth know exactly who you are and what you do. For months you have been hounding my comments in an attempt to elicit a response from me, you have made multiple accounts confessing your 'love' for me. Sent me countless number of private messages inviting me to fuck you. You have tailed my comments asking me if I would like to have a 'bang bang' coffee with you and discussed with other redditors if they'd like to watch as you fuck me. I have witnessed the change in your comment strategy to siding by me to gain brownie points to posting absolute trash so that I give up and respond to your bullshit.
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2 knuckledowntown 2020-03-16
Here we see the zoomer 18 year old dad with his 10 year old son. Yes, they are black.
1 donaldslittleduck 2020-03-16
That's impossible. If they were black a photo of them in the same place wouldn't exist.
1 TristanIsSpiffy 2020-03-16
Did boomers look at millennials with the same energy? The enemy of my enemy...
1 FinnoTheSecond 2020-03-16
shoutout to that one guy in wuhan who ate a bat and contracted coronavirus
The US government has a patent on the COVID-19 virus
1 donaldslittleduck 2020-03-16
Hmm....I thought he did a bat. News these days. In my day we had to walk 5 miles to a newspaper stand after working a 12 hour shift at the age of 9.
1 converter-bot 2020-03-16
5 miles is 8.05 km
1 JIVEprinting 2020-03-16
Thought it was going to be a 4 p.m. comic
1 J_D_1350 2020-03-16
I wish, it's the opposite in the UK. Adults are working from home and kids are going to school
1 SlowFatHusky 2020-03-16
My state gave school districts a waiver for 20 days of instruction this year. Most districts decided to close for 20 school days, while still providing breakfast and lunch. One district decided to force their students into e-learning during that time.
1 J_D_1350 2020-03-16
We can't do e-learning because of safeguarding issues apparently.