Back when I was in my 20s, I had a Little Mermaid backpack. Wore it everywhere. Why? Because I really like the Little Mermaid, it was a good backpack, and it let me know immediately which guys were insecure idiots.
If I was on public transport and I saw a guy smirking at my backpack, I was never bothered. I knew that if the two of us were dropped in the bush with nothing, I’d most likely be the one walking out alive. I didn’t need to prove anything to them, and they’d already proved they weren’t worth my time.
No. Rick would have been found in a jar of vinegar or something. Rick can probably circuit a machine to simulate pickling so that's probably what he did.
Yep.. I'll just er..... Let's just say I'll see myself out ;p
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10 BlooCheckmark 2020-03-17
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4 strumyabird 2020-03-17
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2 SnapshillBot 2020-03-17
Back when I was in my 20s, I had a Little Mermaid backpack. Wore it everywhere. Why? Because I really like the Little Mermaid, it was a good backpack, and it let me know immediately which guys were insecure idiots.
If I was on public transport and I saw a guy smirking at my backpack, I was never bothered. I knew that if the two of us were dropped in the bush with nothing, I’d most likely be the one walking out alive. I didn’t need to prove anything to them, and they’d already proved they weren’t worth my time.
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2 newprint20 2020-03-17
No. Rick would have been found in a jar of vinegar or something. Rick can probably circuit a machine to simulate pickling so that's probably what he did.
Yep.. I'll just er..... Let's just say I'll see myself out ;p
10 redbiles 2020-03-17
dude shut the fuck up