I shat myself today. AMA

3  2020-03-17 by agrees2retards

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can’t find them?

that’s because they live among us, looking like normal people. the only real difference is they’re going to hell

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Did u cum from it

I'm not from South America

What did it taste like?

Dunno. I didn't clean my mess.

THIS ONE TIME I PULLED MY DILDO OUT TO SUCK ON AND INSTANTLY GOBBLED MONTHS WORTH OF OLD SHIT REMAINS THAT WERE STILL ALL OVER IT AS I HADNT WASHED IT AND WHILE I RAN TO BATHROOM TO WASH MY GOB WITH BLEACH I SECRETLY LIKED IT

I shat myself today
To see if I still feel
I focus on the smell
The only thing that's real

To see if I still feel

How's San Francisco?

I shat myself. I didn't shit on the street.

How's homelessness then?

If I were homeless, I'd have a street to shit on.

How's drug abuse then?

I'm not white enough to do meth and I'm not black enough to do crack πŸ™

I'm sure you've solidified a worthwhile existence! 😬

Y?

Stomach flu. I was on my way home, but the train barrier was done for a long time.

We waited 10 minutes just for one slow train to drive by.

Did it warm you up and was it comfortable?

It did warm me up but in an uncomfortable way.

Like when you sit on a public toilet after someone just used it.

amerisharts lol

How brown was it

Did you shart in mart?