bruh

1  2020-03-18 by thedopestfish

15 comments

takin a shit being normal is what fucking vegans say. those people shit multiple times per day, i did not shit since i went on the carnivore diet (47 days). since you eat animal product your body can assimilate all of it into itself and there is no waste, which is the natural way.

Foids are fucked, good morning. What is so hard about just taking a dump and not talking about it? Why do foids see a binary choice between hiding that they shit (and other functions) and being repellently vocal about it? Bitch just fucking shit and move on holy fuck it isn’t difficult.

A girl dated me for a few months because I had a bidet. She stopped dating me because I didnt want to drive 90 miles to pick her up at 2am.

I aint no simp. 😤

It's not foids are fucked goo morning

it's good morning I hate women or GMIHW

I knew a divorced mother of five who claims she never pooped in her home bathroom when her ex-husband was home. Not one time in over a decade, she claimed. She said if it was an emergency she’d go to a nearby convenient store.

Ok that sub has to be a parody. I’d say half of them are brainlets and the other half is larping

Good morning

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I can’t help but feel like people like that have had abusive childhoods. It’s the social equivalent of smearing faeces on the walls. Intentionally doing things that are weird and unpleasant for everyone involved just to provoke (justified) negative attention.

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Am I the only one who dies a little inside seeing a woman use the phrase “taking a shit” ?

i assume she has IBS

and that she's fat

But it's FDS, so it's a given

Imagine believing this is some normal trope in fiction

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IM SHIDDDDDING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

This is why sex robots will win.