I saw someone on r9k who did that to stop masturbating. He doesn't even live that far from me either. Apparently it was kind of easy, but he did go to the hospital after because he's not completely batshit crazy.
This has to be the single most insane post I have ever viewed on this godforsaken website. Every time I reread the thread my emotions rapidly alternate between pure awe and absolute horror.
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1 AutoModerator 2020-03-18
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1 SWseja 2020-03-18
/r/emptysacks /r/castration
It is correct and proper for a trap to be deballed so it's master can fuck it without it being the least bit gay.
17 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2020-03-18
π³π³π³π³π³π³π³π³π³π³π³π³π³π³π³π³π³π³π³π³π³π³π³π³π³π³π³π³π³π³π³π³π³π³π³π³π³π³π³π³π³π³π³π³π³π³π³π³π³π³π³π³π³π³π³π³π³π³π³π³
What the fuck is that?
2 Tardigrade_Sex_Party 2020-03-18
A pyrrhic victory.
15 hashtagrealaccount 2020-03-18
And they say they aren't mentally ill. Holy shit...
18 tractorsandranch 2020-03-18
i can't be reading that post right, he cut off his own balls? in his fucking house? by himself?
15 hashtagrealaccount 2020-03-18
I'm really hoping he's not serious but... I think he is.
9 tractorsandranch 2020-03-18
It has to be a troll, there's no way anyones that stupid
11 ImGully 2020-03-18
eunuchs have been around for millennia, sweety.
2 BallSeamstress 2020-03-18
Multiple people have done this before already. But, without proof, I agree it is probably trolling
2 AnnoyinTheGoyim 2020-03-18
Did you not look at the photos he took mid surgery?
3 AutoModerator 2020-03-18
feet
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1 AnnoyinTheGoyim 2020-03-18
Yes. One picture contained feet as well as his bloody testicles.
4 Kilo_G_looked_up 2020-03-18
I saw someone on r9k who did that to stop masturbating. He doesn't even live that far from me either. Apparently it was kind of easy, but he did go to the hospital after because he's not completely batshit crazy.
1 knuckledowntown 2020-03-18
Become an anti coomer so hard you get rid of your balls and become a coomless low test beta.
1 Kilo_G_looked_up 2020-03-18
The dumbass said that he still masturbated because the doctors gave him testosterone pills.
1 knuckledowntown 2020-03-18
The anti coomers are a bizarre bunch. Imagine taking testorone pills and not being able to coom.
1 VanillaReign 2020-03-18
My own testicles hurt just from reading that garbage.
10 -ColonelMortimer- 2020-03-18
What the fuck
Edit: Jesus Christ it's not even a trollpost, can't wait of his inevitable update on him getting gangrene
What's his next step? Cutting off his dick and making himself a DIY vagina?
9 canged_ow 2020-03-18
This has to be the single most insane post I have ever viewed on this godforsaken website. Every time I reread the thread my emotions rapidly alternate between pure awe and absolute horror.
Recording for posterity.
8 ChanceThaFappper 2020-03-18
He will be dead in two weeks tops, most likely from infection
10 SoyboyHelenOfTroy 2020-03-18
Ngl xe earned the xir this time.
7 SnapshillBot 2020-03-18
this is less drama, and more pathetically sad
he has such an undeveloped set of social skills and lack of awareness of the size of things it's piteous
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6 MySQ_uirre_L 2020-03-18
pro gamer tip: next time post this thread in the morning, gore is a whole lot more palatable over morning coffee or macha
6 FroppyHoppyMyFloppy 2020-03-18
Fatty foot
7 MySQ_uirre_L 2020-03-18
attention to detail is what makes deuxchads a πcutπ above
5 InterestedVoter2k16 2020-03-18
That's a great way to get warded if thats what he wanted. I thimk I'm going to be sick
5 boyoyoyoyong 2020-03-18
Educate yourself this is not a mental illness
4 SoyboyHelenOfTroy 2020-03-18
Damn I havenβt been traumatized on Reddit in years this takes me back.
1 hoesmad4 2020-03-18
I just dismiss anything I read/see online as being fake.
But yeah, dude literally cut off his own balls and posted a DIY, and troomers are still trying to convince us that they're perfectly sane mentally.
4 googleussliberty 2020-03-18
God, if you're real, please burn this country to the ground
1 Msmit71 2020-03-18
*Allah
3 most_slotted_floppy 2020-03-18
He said he planned it for a month...
Holy fucking based and soon to be 41% pilled.
2 SchnupfStaffel 2020-03-18
Exactly, why walk the extra mile and mutilate yourxelf before taking the 41% pill??
1 legend_kda 2020-03-18
Reddit is allowing and promoting self mutilation, while banning people who say words that make the admins mad
1 dritfitte 2020-03-18
What an absolute madlad.
1 mqL49J 2020-03-18
BASED
1 tereria85 2020-03-18
Reminder that the chinese fundes WHO says this is completely normal behavior.
1 knuckledowntown 2020-03-18
How is this not mental illness?
1 Jesus_Faction 2020-03-18
any mirror on the pics?