CORONAVIRUS IS A BRITISH PLOY
1 2020-03-19 by voice_of_ukraine
**STEP ONE: QUARANTINE EVERYONE
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--> YOU'RE HERE
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STEP TWO: A "VACCINE" IS MADE
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STEP THREE: MANDATORY VACCINATION OF EVERYONE QUARANTINED, ALL WHO TRIES TO ESCAPE GET THEIR SHOT ANYWAY
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STEP FOUR: PANDEMIA IS OVER, EVERYONE'S HAPPY
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STEP FIVE: "SUDDENLY" CORONAVIRUS MUTATES, NEW WAVE OF PANDEMIA STARTS. SCIENTISTS "FAIL" TO MAKE ANOTHER CURE, MAJORITY OF HUMANITY DIES. OBVIOUSLY, ONLY THOSE WHO WAS "VACCINATED" ARE SUSPECTIBLE
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STEP FIVE: THE ONLY PEOPLE ALIVE ARE COUPLE MILLIONS OF BRITISH LEFT TO SERVE ENGLANDS ELITE, AND A BUNCH OF THOUSANDS WHO RAN AWAY FROM VACCINE INTO MOUNTAINS
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STEP SIX: HUNDREDS YEARS PASSES, ECOLOGY RESTORES, PLASTIC BAGS DECOMPOSE, AND HUMANITY IS BORN ANEW
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THIS IS THE PLAN OF BRITISH ACADEMY OF SCIENCES, ENGLANDS ROYAL FAMILY AND THEIR SLAVE COLONIES ADMINISTRATIONS. DIABOLICAL, ANTIHUMAN PLAN. WHAT ELSE COULD YOU EXPECT FROM WARLOCKS-SCIENTISTS AND ROYAL FAMILY SUCCUMBED TO SATAN?
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WE MUST TURN OFF ELECTRICIY GLOBALLY BEFORE UNIVERSAL VACCINATION AND STOP THE ONGOING HORROR. IT WILL BE TOO LATE LATER.**
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#**GLORY TO JESUS CHRIST**
9 comments
1 AutoModerator 2020-03-19
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1 SnapshillBot 2020-03-19
Shut the fuck up you absolute lobotomite. What a joke. Get a grip on reality, stop saying "cope" during a serious conversation just because your two braincells cant ever send signals to eachother to form a response. Honestly pathetic. Oh guys look at me Im so funny COPE! Its so funny and quirky right guys? Hahah. Shut the fuck up you absolute fucking dusty toilet. I would flush you down the drain in an instant.
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1 CoolDownBot 2020-03-19
Hello.
I noticed you dropped 3 f-bombs in this comment. This might be necessary, but using nicer language makes the whole world a better place.
Maybe you need to blow off some steam - in which case, go get a drink of water and come back later. This is just the internet and sometimes it can be helpful to cool down for a second.
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1 Rosey9898 2020-03-19
Good bot
1 I_WILL_SEX_UR_FACE 2020-03-19
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1 Toe_of_Patriarchy 2020-03-19
cope
1 BosnianLilB 2020-03-19
STAND UP AND BE COUNTED SHOW THE WORLD THAT YOU'RE A MAN
STAND UP AND BE COUNTED, GO WITH THE KU KLUX KLAN!!!
THE BIBLE CROSS OLD GLORY TOO OUR SYMBOLS OF A MAN
A SWORD AND WATER, A ROBE AND HOOD PORTRAY OUR NOBLE KLAN
IN SEARCH OF PEACE AND LIBERTY WE PLEDGE OUR HEARTS AND HANDS
WE MUST DEFEAT THE COMMUNISTS TO SAVE OUR CHRISTIAN LAND
STAND UP AND BE COUNTED SHOW THE WORLD THAT YOU'RE A MAN
STAND UP AND BE COUNTED, GO WITH THE KU KLUX KLAN!!!
1 demotecontrol 2020-03-19
In a Britain overrun by atheist Muslim Royals, we need the Klan now more than ever.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2020-03-19
lol