Marvel's newest batch of heroes include a non binary hero(snowflake) its lover/brother(safe space), a gook who stares at a computer all day(screen time), the token white character who is a vampire and a plus sized POC girl whos power is an infinite backpack full of nummy snacks. nazis are FUMING

1  2020-03-20 by zacharysniper420

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1  zacharysniper420 2020-03-20

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PCWUCv1rnU

vice-esque like to dislike ratio as well as some comedy gold in the comments

1  HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2020-03-20

What the fuck is a new warrior?

2  zacharysniper420 2020-03-20

nu-warrior

1  ThousandLearFlight 2020-03-20

Sounds like a warrior primed for the grooming

1  HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2020-03-20

No that’s a nubile warrior

1  fussy4bussy 2020-03-20

Speaking of Screentime, his powers involve being connected to the Internet after being exposed to his grandfather’s “experimental internet gas.”

Quality work here

1  CapeshitterCOPE 2020-03-20