Oh yeah I totally agree that any mildly funny subreddit ends up banned in the long run, but to the surprise of no one the subreddit with less jannie cleanups was still better. Dead, but better
Which begs the question, is it better to live free and eventually get cucked by jannies, or simp for jannies but never giving them the satisfaction of cucking you?
I'd rather get cucked by paid jannies who are actually making money by making Reddit even more Community Friendly™ than by a volunteer toilet cleaner.
Though benevolant mods can sometimes be useful & based when they realize their only purpose in life is to be glorified internet lawyers with the admins
Fuck you dude. You don't just get to believe what I'd been thinking the whole time now that it's convenient for you. First apologize to me for your original opinions, shithead.
And look: the fact that you just very recently had those problematic opinions does not just mean that you get to be woke within a matter of clicks; you still have a lot of rethinking to do. So shut up. Say you're sorry, SHUT THE FUCK UP, and start listening: the adults are talking, and what we have to say will impact generations to come.
If internet numbers & sprites/icons that represent "awards" matter more than a person who you've been with your entire life, then you're retarded and deserve to suffocate. So there's that.
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1 AutoModerator 2020-03-20
Heh. Some of you Deuxcels are alright. Don't come to DeuxCHAT tomorrow.
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4 Crinergy 2020-03-20
RIP average_redditor
4 JanniesGuzzleCum 2020-03-20
3 ATissu 2020-03-20
3 JanniesGuzzleCum 2020-03-20
Really makes u think...
3 ATissu 2020-03-20
Oh yeah I totally agree that any mildly funny subreddit ends up banned in the long run, but to the surprise of no one the subreddit with less jannie cleanups was still better. Dead, but better
2 JanniesGuzzleCum 2020-03-20
Which begs the question, is it better to live free and eventually get cucked by jannies, or simp for jannies but never giving them the satisfaction of cucking you?
1 ATissu 2020-03-20
I'd rather get cucked by paid jannies who are actually making money by making Reddit even more Community Friendly™ than by a volunteer toilet cleaner.
Though benevolant mods can sometimes be useful & based when they realize their only purpose in life is to be glorified internet lawyers with the admins
1 AutoModerator 2020-03-20
seethe
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1 jojobobononoo 2020-03-20
Never simp for jannies. Know your worth kings
2 Crinergy 2020-03-20
> he
1 JanniesGuzzleCum 2020-03-20
eww gussy in my replies? out out OUT
4 JanniesGuzzleCum 2020-03-20
When ur mom dies but it's ok cause you can go on reddit and browse memes as much as you want now 😎
Plus you get free updoots 😎😎
4 MacisCheesy 2020-03-20
Imagine giving a skeleton trumpet award, and a heart eyes award to a guy that said his mom just died lmfao
2 Mod-Impersonator 2020-03-20
thank mr skeltal
3 Rosey9898 2020-03-20
Good morning, I hate Redditors.
3 RenegadeJoeson 2020-03-20
Give me a award. Now.
3 Rosey9898 2020-03-20
If you reach 35 updoots, I'll give you silver 😉
2 sdnote 2020-03-20
Not with that grammar.
1 Cheese_takes 2020-03-20
!redditbronze
3 cucumberlover69420 2020-03-20
Who buys Reddit awards? Like, what’s the psychology behind paying money to put an icon next to a comment?
1 real_human__bean 2020-03-20
Top 5 Mysteries
I think it’s simps
1 flameoguy 2020-03-20
I give people weird awards using the reddit coins I get for free. No reason to ever pay for that shit.
2 Rosey9898 2020-03-20
Good morning, I hate Redditors.
2 Gfuel_Sam 2020-03-20
Nooooo mom don't die
*checks reddit karma
unless....
4 AutoModerator 2020-03-20
retard
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2 Gfuel_Sam 2020-03-20
nigger
2 AugustinesBitchBoy 2020-03-20
My mom died AGAIN this morning 😔
1 SnapshillBot 2020-03-20
Fuck you dude. You don't just get to believe what I'd been thinking the whole time now that it's convenient for you. First apologize to me for your original opinions, shithead.
And look: the fact that you just very recently had those problematic opinions does not just mean that you get to be woke within a matter of clicks; you still have a lot of rethinking to do. So shut up. Say you're sorry, SHUT THE FUCK UP, and start listening: the adults are talking, and what we have to say will impact generations to come.
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1 notcyberpope 2020-03-20
If only she had died before giving birth
3 a_few 2020-03-20
If only she had dated a black guy before she died
1 NecroC 2020-03-20
She's the true hero in these hard times of having to stay home.
1 KingCharlie916 2020-03-20
Someone gave them the award “I’m deceased”
1 bdmabeats 2020-03-20
If internet numbers & sprites/icons that represent "awards" matter more than a person who you've been with your entire life, then you're retarded and deserve to suffocate. So there's that.
1 line_eliminate 2020-03-20
Yeah, describing the tragic death of your own mother in 1 sentence? Must be legit 😎
1 toomanytabsopen 2020-03-20
No reddit gold for dear old mom
1 Mod-Impersonator 2020-03-20
WORTH IT!
1 flameoguy 2020-03-20
is it just me or is it incredibly cringy to give a bunch of reddit awards to someone who just went through a serious loss
1 endians 2020-03-20
I hate this site
1 JanetYellensFuckboy 2020-03-20
Worth it! 💰