Steve Harvey: "We asked 100 people, what is the male reproductive organ?" Contestant: "The penis" SH: "A WUH... HUH??" audience erupts into laughter Steve Harvey grabs onto podium to support himself laughter gets even louder SH: O lordy... one man goes into cardiac arrest and many others begin vomiting profusely from laughing too hard SH: YOU PEOPLE NEED HELP the Earth shatters and Satan rises from the underworld to claim unworthy souls the universe begins rapidly closing in on itself SH: (putting on a weary voice) Survey says... the board shows 100 for "penis" Harvey is able to get off one more shocked look before existence as we know it comes to an end
Hey man, I'm a big admirer of you, but you don't give a shit about me 😢. Your sperg posts convinced me to make a shrine of Xi DjinnPing and pray to him for a global communist revolution. Now I got so emotional😳, I just wanted you to know how much you changed my life. 😅 Keep up the good work.
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3 MySQ_uirre_L 2020-03-20
those supply-side guys sure have disappeared haven’t they
1 ThousandLearFlight 2020-03-20
They'll trickle down eventually.
1 ShagGFX 2020-03-20
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2 SnapshillBot 2020-03-20
Steve Harvey: "We asked 100 people, what is the male reproductive organ?" Contestant: "The penis" SH: "A WUH... HUH??" audience erupts into laughter Steve Harvey grabs onto podium to support himself laughter gets even louder SH: O lordy... one man goes into cardiac arrest and many others begin vomiting profusely from laughing too hard SH: YOU PEOPLE NEED HELP the Earth shatters and Satan rises from the underworld to claim unworthy souls the universe begins rapidly closing in on itself SH: (putting on a weary voice) Survey says... the board shows 100 for "penis" Harvey is able to get off one more shocked look before existence as we know it comes to an end
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2 Iamtheholywalrus_ 2020-03-20
I'm reading none of that
2 -saren- 2020-03-20
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2 QuadNarca 2020-03-20
Hey man, I'm a big admirer of you, but you don't give a shit about me 😢. Your sperg posts convinced me to make a shrine of Xi DjinnPing and pray to him for a global communist revolution. Now I got so emotional😳, I just wanted you to know how much you changed my life. 😅 Keep up the good work.
1 watermark1917 2020-03-20
thanks :)
1 QuadNarca 2020-03-20
Can you check the DM I sent you days ago? 😊
1 watermark1917 2020-03-20
I unno I don't often check my dms