I only follow the patriarchal aspects of Islam. Not the aspects that make you a cuck e.g. Abstaining from womanising, penetrating a sweet trap virgin ass and lowering your gaze.
At least irl jannies have some use. Internet jannies are (mostly) power tripping hermit trannies who only try to create echo chambers. Good morning, I hate jannies.
Step right up! Step right up! Come see the freaks!
First up is a classic you fine fellows will be sure to marvel at. Behold... the bearded trannies!
whistling and laughter
Sorry folks, not too many tonight. We lost 41% of them on the trip over!
laughter
Now next up is a unique specimen. You won't find this beast too often outside its natural den. Give it up for... the janitor!
jeering
Please folks, throw him some hot pockets if you must, but hold your coins.
After all, this one does it for free!
laughter
An attendee throws a hotpocket. The janitor slips on it and falls on his fat ass, causing him to break through the stage floor.
Oooh, that's gotta hurt!
roaring laughter
Yes and that's not all. Here come... the incels!
hushed whispers
Truly, these ones are freaks through and thro- Oh my god is that a gun?!
gasps
One of the incels pulls out a pistol and aims it at the crowd, shouting an incoherent manifesto.
screaming
The crowd turns to run as the incel pulls the trigger.
click
Out of the gun comes a flag that says "bang!"
...
raucous laughter
Ahaha, what a character. He almost had me too folks!
Well ladies and gentlemen, that's all we have tonight. But if you swing by next week you might get a chance to see the amazing redditors who can kill a sub just by posting in it!
26 comments
1 AutoModerator 2020-03-21
Heh. Some of you Deuxcels are alright. Don't come to DeuxCHAT tomorrow.
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1 SnapshillBot 2020-03-21
I only follow the patriarchal aspects of Islam. Not the aspects that make you a cuck e.g. Abstaining from womanising, penetrating a sweet trap virgin ass and lowering your gaze.
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1 FearlessStar0 2020-03-21
Well, a cuck jannie is more cucked than being just a jannie. I'm just tryna do logic, fam.
1 Trendmade 2020-03-21
Yep
1 DonnaHightower 2020-03-21
Lmao are you the peepee in this illustration?
1 JanniesGuzzleCum 2020-03-21
Ok terf nazi
1 DonnaHightower 2020-03-21
Umm wtf
1 JanniesGuzzleCum 2020-03-21
Ok terf Nazi
Reported for transphobia
1 DonnaHightower 2020-03-21
Lol
1 Luka_95 2020-03-21
At least irl jannies have some use. Internet jannies are (mostly) power tripping hermit trannies who only try to create echo chambers. Good morning, I hate jannies.
1 UnalignedRando 2020-03-21
Also IRL jannies get paid.
1 AquaFlame95 2020-03-21
Does anyone happen to know the rate at which online moderators are payed? 🤔
3 tastystrands3 2020-03-21
Accounting for overtime I believe it comes to a figure of..... $0.00 per annum
1 UnalignedRando 2020-03-21
Lemme check... Still nothing.
1 fml6677 2020-03-21
Raising a daughter
1 texanapocalypse33 2020-03-21
hits pipe
1 FChoL 2020-03-21
JANNY IS A HOE (YUH)
YOU ALREADY KNOW (UH HUH)
INCEL WITH NO FANS
HE WANNA GET ME BANS
BUT JANNY I AINT SCARED (NAW)
YOU KNOW I COME PREPARED (YUH)
HIT EM WITH THAT SNEED POST
THEN I JET AND RE POST (SKRRT SKRRT)
JANNY YOU A HOE (YUH)
YOU ALREADY KNOW (UH HUH)
HE DOES THE WORK FOR FREE (FOR FREE)
BUT JANNY DONT SCARE ME
HE TAKE IT UP THE ASS (THE ASS)
JANNY GOT NO CLASS (NAW)
JANNY WHATCHU GONNA DO?
JUST CAME IN YOUR WAIFU
dabs
1 HitlerSayTransRights 2020-03-21
JANNIE GET ME BANS
1 Asexual_barbie_boy 2020-03-21
Based
1 Soylent_Official 2020-03-21
JAAAAaaANNNIE!!!! I need you to come wipe my bot-tom!
1 tereria85 2020-03-21
Being an actual cuck?
1 AutoModerator 2020-03-21
YTA
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1 SnortingCokeCola 2020-03-21
That jannxhe is getting paid at least.
1 Iwanttobefree27 2020-03-21
this image diagust me wtf
1 EvilGeniusJackSpicer 2020-03-21