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My husband tortured and starved me for months in basement. He even drew blood from me. I don’t even know where my kids are, he just tells me that “They’re where they’re meant to be now.” I heard him chanting last night and there were whispers coming from the darkest corners of the room. It really sucks cause I love him and he was just such a sweet guy. AITA for wanting a divorce?
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1 companyfry 2020-03-21
Wholesome 😇
1 whiteypoints 2020-03-21
What you do is go to a goth club where your black eye is sure to be popular and you can get a new man.
1 The_Foil_Lard 2020-03-21
Well honey have you thought about not doing whatever you did to upset him?
1 tereria85 2020-03-21
She should contact the authorities, and have him arrested.
1 EXTERMINATE_THE_POOR 2020-03-21
Arrested for what?
1 tereria85 2020-03-21
Domestic violence, clearly.
1 EXTERMINATE_THE_POOR 2020-03-21
It was self-defense, clearly
1 tereria85 2020-03-21
Nah
1 EXTERMINATE_THE_POOR 2020-03-21
So you’re saying there’s not enough context or proof here to jump to any kind of conclusion? Huh. I guess I agree
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1 AndemanMan 2020-03-21
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1 tereria85 2020-03-21
I not surprised
1 RBLXTalk 2020-03-21
The mayocide cannot come soon enough
1 boroboboro 2020-03-21
Being too based
1 68whiskinator 2020-03-21
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1 jzekyll5 2020-03-21
Simp
1 GameUpBoyHustleHardr 2020-03-21
She started a fight she couldn't win
1 ro0te 2020-03-21
imagine seriousposting on deuxrama
1 MoistLanguage 2020-03-21
As Allah intended ☝🏿
1 uglyblackguy123 2020-03-21
Lmao ironically this shit will turn her on.
1 xXGoobyXx 2020-03-21
r/holesome
1 JanniesGuzzleCum 2020-03-21
Guys my husband beat me up, raped me and killed my kids, and I'm thinking maybe I should leave him? What should I do? AITA?
2 EasedArmadillo 2020-03-21
My husband tortured and starved me for months in basement. He even drew blood from me. I don’t even know where my kids are, he just tells me that “They’re where they’re meant to be now.” I heard him chanting last night and there were whispers coming from the darkest corners of the room. It really sucks cause I love him and he was just such a sweet guy. AITA for wanting a divorce?
1 ro0te 2020-03-21
YTA should have thought of that before deciding to be female
1 texanapocalypse33 2020-03-21
Personality detector machine broke
1 Coconuthead93 2020-03-21
I dont get the title, is it a cuck and the wife's husband beat him up?
1 Ikehkehkehtani 2020-03-21
Honestly I haven't even read the post,I'm just happy a foid is getting punched
1 Soviet_Samuelson 2020-03-21
Based soyboy?
1 fjsukwpkzvxn 2020-03-21
Wholesome chungus