The story going around my town (via Facebook) according to my mom is "marshal" law is getting enacted at 5pm today (15 minutes). They are going to be blocking off the bridges going across the river to another state so if you live over there you gotta go NOW! People believe it and are losing their shit apparently. It almost makes me wanna Facebook just to tell these people they are idiots.
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1 AutoModerator 2020-03-21
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1 SnapshillBot 2020-03-21
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1 twitterInfo_bot 2020-03-21
"My wife’s boyfriend who works at the pentagon says national lockdown coming tomorrow. "
1 throwawaybruhbruh1 2020-03-21
JFL at the first comment
1 hashtagrealaccount 2020-03-21
The story going around my town (via Facebook) according to my mom is "marshal" law is getting enacted at 5pm today (15 minutes). They are going to be blocking off the bridges going across the river to another state so if you live over there you gotta go NOW! People believe it and are losing their shit apparently. It almost makes me wanna Facebook just to tell these people they are idiots.
1 ProEvilOperations 2020-03-21
Jokes on you martial law was just declared a little past 5pm today 😎
1 Soylent_Official 2020-03-21
FUCK OBAMA