Just close your legs God damn

1  2020-03-21 by MikeStoklasa-cel

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Yep. Guys don't have bed sheets or use toilet paper. Those things are for GIRLS!

While I do have clean sheets and spare clean sheets in the closet, I am currently using paper towels. I even saw toilet paper in the store the other day and just kept walking. Not sure why...

dont know which is less surprising

male feminist is a sexual deviant

or

male feminist looks like he never hit puberty

Snapshots:

  1. Just close your legs God damn - archive.org, archive.today

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Stupid foid trying to smugpost about how unprepared men are with supplies but can't even use the right terminology on the packaging of the food she names.

Anyone who suggests women on the whole are better prepared for any sort of crisis are retarded. The sudden lack of constant attention from simps would be enough for a lot of them to ineffectively "attempt" suicide.

Also any prepper that can't sustain a run for at least 5 miles is a larper

This thot is probably too lazy to have ever made her own hot pockets.

I think that’s a joke albeit a bad one

Shit I don't have any of those things.

Should I let them out the floor hole?

Good morning.

“Just close your legs god damn” The guy doesn’t even have a toilet? Are you asking hookups to charge more for a golden moment!

I'd pay any price for you 😍

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can of Cheeto puffs

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