Holy fuck that was hilarious! I cannot stop laughing! Take my upvote! Take another from my second account! Hell, take a silver, why not? Scratch that, a gold! Scratch that, a platinum even! God, just come to my house and plunge your 2-incher into my gaping asshole already! You can have my wallet afterwards too! Take the credit cards too, I’ll even give you the PIN numbers! Hell, you can take the whole damn house while you’re at it! You can even have my wife and kids if you want! I’m willing to go into poverty just because your post on reddit.com was that funny! I think there’s only one thing that would have made your post even funnier, though:
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1 SnapshillBot 2020-03-21
Holy fuck that was hilarious! I cannot stop laughing! Take my upvote! Take another from my second account! Hell, take a silver, why not? Scratch that, a gold! Scratch that, a platinum even! God, just come to my house and plunge your 2-incher into my gaping asshole already! You can have my wallet afterwards too! Take the credit cards too, I’ll even give you the PIN numbers! Hell, you can take the whole damn house while you’re at it! You can even have my wife and kids if you want! I’m willing to go into poverty just because your post on reddit.com was that funny! I think there’s only one thing that would have made your post even funnier, though:
If it wasn’t a goddamn repost
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1 ForlornGrace 2020-03-21
Shit pasta
1 againstsinglemothers 2020-03-21
Shit skin
1 loli_esportz 2020-03-21
Btw, anyone knows why ceddit isn't archiving ya'lled comments anymore?
1 loli_esportz 2020-03-21
F O R F R E E
1 morethanjustasloth 2020-03-21
Noooo stop bro you can’t just look at the actual disease statistics you’re supposed to panic bro not cool.
1 Ayuyuyunia 2020-03-21
it's a foid, so she only gets 0.79 times nothing
1 National_Shelter 2020-03-21
Jannie are you okay, are you okay Jannie? You've been got by a smooth Chinamal
1 genuinegrill 2020-03-21
aaaaaaa
1 Redactor0 2020-03-21
But when she opens her mouth, Dutch noises come out. Probably not worth it.
1 mqL49J 2020-03-21
Definitely not worth it.
1 againstsinglemothers 2020-03-21
Yeah that tranny hit tha wall
1 genuinegrill 2020-03-21
aaaaa
1 MrGoodieMob 2020-03-21
literal y’all posting
1 spektroo 2020-03-21
What an absolute hero, someone post her picture and a sob story on r/pics and real that simp karma 👀