A 1980's style interracial buddy cop movie where both officers are from a segregated town. They learn to overcome their superficial differences, become best friends, and get a medal from the mayor for beating up and killing a record number of black people.

1  2020-03-22 by BosnianLilB

The end of the movie would be a silent montage with inspirational music. One would point out a black family, grope the daughter in front of them, then murder the son when he tries to defend her. The father would be sentenced to prison while the women in the court cry, and the officer winks to another and gives him a thumbs up. A guard would nonchalantly pass a newspaper obituary to the man with his own daughter dying of suicide through the bars of the cell. It would then fade out and dedicate the movie to blue lives matter.

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1  BosnianLilB 2020-03-22

damn dude let me live

1  dmskoy88 2020-03-22

Interracial? So a scot and a German?

1  BosnianLilB 2020-03-22

i said interracial not interspecies

1  dmskoy88 2020-03-22

OK Bavarians and saxons

1  BosnianLilB 2020-03-22

u dont need to know how to read to beat up turks

1  IncEptionStein 2020-03-22

You should probably speak to a priest or a therapist or something