Can they stop eating man's best friend too. It would be cool if they stopped eating pangolin as well. You know while they're at it I think they should stop eating live mice or live anything as well. Honestly it would be best for everyone if China went completely vegan, we promise we won't even give them shit for it online
Howdy, my name is Rawhide Kobayashi. I'm a 27 year old Japanese Japamerican (western culture fan for you foreigners). I brand and wrangle cattle on my ranch, and spend my days perfecting the craft and enjoying superior American passtimes. (Barbeque, Rodeo, Fireworks) I train with my branding iron every day, this superior weapon can permanently leave my ranch embled on a cattle's hide because it is white-hot, and is vastly superior to any other method of livestock marking. I earned my branding license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak English fluently, both Texas and Oklahoma dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their cowboy code, which I follow 100% When I get my American visa, I am moving to Dallas to work in an oil field to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a cattle wrangler for the Double Cross Ranch or an oil rig operator for Exxon-Mobil! I own several cowboy hats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I rebel against my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond. Wish me luck in America!
Dear China, this isn't racist, it's a global intervention.
We're trying to sit you down and get you off the shit you've been doing to yourself and us.
Just put down the bat meat, tiger dicks, and other assorted wildlife, and you'll literally be healthier and happier, while not serving as an incubator and reservoir for new diseases.
Akshually, the chinese people are complicit in all the acts of their government. The government is made up of the people and they do not take action to reform or resist it. All your hate of the chinese country must and should be directed at the chinaman
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4 Toe_of_Patriarchy 2020-03-23
👏STOP👏 EATING 👏BAT👏SOUP👏
1 boyoyoyoyong 2020-03-23
Can they stop eating man's best friend too. It would be cool if they stopped eating pangolin as well. You know while they're at it I think they should stop eating live mice or live anything as well. Honestly it would be best for everyone if China went completely vegan, we promise we won't even give them shit for it online
1 -ColonelMortimer- 2020-03-23
Nah, based dog eaters are based.
1 constantinople_2053 2020-03-23
You know who else eats dog parts? White foids. So how is that based?
1 FroppyHoppyMyFloppy 2020-03-23
Because you did not eat him, your wife is ducking the dog right now.
1 xxdddhhv 2020-03-23
if they don’t want to die then maybe they should evolve to not taste so good
1 SnapshillBot 2020-03-23
Howdy, my name is Rawhide Kobayashi. I'm a 27 year old Japanese Japamerican (western culture fan for you foreigners). I brand and wrangle cattle on my ranch, and spend my days perfecting the craft and enjoying superior American passtimes. (Barbeque, Rodeo, Fireworks) I train with my branding iron every day, this superior weapon can permanently leave my ranch embled on a cattle's hide because it is white-hot, and is vastly superior to any other method of livestock marking. I earned my branding license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak English fluently, both Texas and Oklahoma dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their cowboy code, which I follow 100% When I get my American visa, I am moving to Dallas to work in an oil field to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a cattle wrangler for the Double Cross Ranch or an oil rig operator for Exxon-Mobil! I own several cowboy hats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I rebel against my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond. Wish me luck in America!
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1 FroppyHoppyMyFloppy 2020-03-23
The Chinese government is how it is because the nature of the people from which its members come. 🐜 must receive 👞.
1 Tardigrade_Sex_Party 2020-03-23
Dear China, this isn't racist, it's a global intervention.
We're trying to sit you down and get you off the shit you've been doing to yourself and us.
Just put down the bat meat, tiger dicks, and other assorted wildlife, and you'll literally be healthier and happier, while not serving as an incubator and reservoir for new diseases.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/programmes/from_our_own_correspondent/5371500.stm
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiger_penis_soup
1 CitrusDelicious 2020-03-23
How could he say something so controversial and yet so brave
1 loli_esports 2020-03-23
Akshually, the chinese people are complicit in all the acts of their government. The government is made up of the people and they do not take action to reform or resist it. All your hate of the chinese country must and should be directed at the chinaman
1 FinitePerception 2020-03-23
NOOOOO YOU CAN'T BLAME THE HECKIN CUTE AND VALID CHINARINOS NOOO DAS RASIST