A 2018 survey revealed that more than 78% of Belgian couples openly practice wife swapping, a cultural trait that became common practice in the 19th century under the rule of King Leopold II.
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Jealousy greases the wheels of the right wing machine. It will never be transcended if I can do anything about it. You're just jealous that other countries are more free from this degeneracy.
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2 Sirjdsisifbds 2020-03-23
That is a health minister?
God damn Europe isn't even a parody of a functioning society at this point.
2 Myballshaveavoice 2020-03-23
Didn't know degeneracy is part of their history.
2 genuinegrill 2020-03-23
1 Myballshaveavoice 2020-03-23
Western world is so degenerate it becomes harder and harder to separate real life from fiction
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1 jonathanrp 2020-03-23
That health minister looks really healthy
1 Bijzettafeltje 2020-03-23
I laugh everytime I see her.
The absolute state of waffles.
2 Toe_of_Patriarchy 2020-03-23
do waffles even exist
1 Bijzettafeltje 2020-03-23
Nah half of them are baguettes in denial and the other half are swamp Germans on denial.
1 600_lbs_of_sin 2020-03-23
not when she's finished at the breakfast buffet
1 Tardigrade_Sex_Party 2020-03-23
el ogro
1 wizdumb337 2020-03-23
Holy mother of god that looks like some type of entity trying to impersonate a human and failing terribly.
1 FroppyHoppyMyFloppy 2020-03-23
Corona is BASED. She has made more progress on anti-degeneracy than decades of rightoids.
1 agrees2retards 2020-03-23
Made women dress modestly and suspended r/polyamory and no more gay parades.
1 4thebadbone 2020-03-23
Belgians are subhuman
1 NMJ87 2020-03-23
78% swingers good God im moving to Belgium
You prudes are denying yourself so much fun because you don't have the brain wrinkles to transcend jealousy.
3 Th0usandQueerReich 2020-03-23
Jealousy greases the wheels of the right wing machine. It will never be transcended if I can do anything about it. You're just jealous that other countries are more free from this degeneracy.
1 NMJ87 2020-03-23
Well you're right, I'm jealous.
I'm jealous of blindfolded dykes in Belgium getting fingered by random girls in the fuck dome.
I wanna play "who is inside of me?" with those waffle eating degenerates
2 Th0usandQueerReich 2020-03-23
Hawt. Maybe when I rule, you can do this in the palace while we ban the masses from anything fun.
1 NMJ87 2020-03-23
You ain't going to be in charge. I'm going to be in charge, and we're going to be doing this shit in the street
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1 byobombs 2020-03-23
That’s a satire website, but the one true thing about the article is that really is their health minister lmao
1 YTtears4fearsDSCoolC 2020-03-23
More like Maggie de Kock Block