belgium, group sex capital of europe, bans wife swapping, threesomes and orgies involving humans. however masturbation, 2 person sex, anal, oral and beastality remain unbanned.

1  2020-03-23 by heeehaaw

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Unless...?

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That is a health minister?

God damn Europe isn't even a parody of a functioning society at this point.

A 2018 survey revealed that more than 78% of Belgian couples openly practice wife swapping, a cultural trait that became common practice in the 19th century under the rule of King Leopold II.

Didn't know degeneracy is part of their history.

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Western world is so degenerate it becomes harder and harder to separate real life from fiction

Yep. This one's going in my cringe compilation.

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That health minister looks really healthy

I laugh everytime I see her.

The absolute state of waffles.

do waffles even exist

Nah half of them are baguettes in denial and the other half are swamp Germans on denial.

not when she's finished at the breakfast buffet

el ogro

Holy mother of god that looks like some type of entity trying to impersonate a human and failing terribly.

Corona is BASED. She has made more progress on anti-degeneracy than decades of rightoids.

Made women dress modestly and suspended r/polyamory and no more gay parades.

Belgians are subhuman

78% swingers good God im moving to Belgium

You prudes are denying yourself so much fun because you don't have the brain wrinkles to transcend jealousy.

Jealousy greases the wheels of the right wing machine. It will never be transcended if I can do anything about it. You're just jealous that other countries are more free from this degeneracy.

Well you're right, I'm jealous.

I'm jealous of blindfolded dykes in Belgium getting fingered by random girls in the fuck dome.

I wanna play "who is inside of me?" with those waffle eating degenerates

Hawt. Maybe when I rule, you can do this in the palace while we ban the masses from anything fun.

You ain't going to be in charge. I'm going to be in charge, and we're going to be doing this shit in the street

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That’s a satire website, but the one true thing about the article is that really is their health minister lmao

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