So I’ve noticed there is a lot of people who are extremely insecure about their height, and I think it’s insane!
I believe short men are much more attractive than tall men. I believe around 5’ and 5’5 is the perfect height for men.
For instance, the shorter you are, the easier you are to pick up and have anal sex. Guys who are tall usually weigh a lot more, and are harder to adjust it properly. In my experience men who are short also tend to be cuter than taller men, though that’s not a fact, it just happens more often that I see a cute small guy.
The weight is a major benefit, the fact that you can be 110 lbs without being super skinny is awesome. I can appreciate a man who is in shape but isn’t going to break my back trying to lift.
I was going to be pedantic and note that the average height in the US is about 5'6". And the average large bath is 5'11".
But that includes women and manlets, and you said "people".
We could also get into whether a smaller 4'11" counts (do people who live in hobbit-homes count as people?) but it's kinda a moot point - even a standard full-sized bath is too small for someone over 6'.
I am not sure which is more cringey, the litany of erroneous assumptions you splayed out or the act of calling upon the student archetype with the intent of derision. Anti-intellectualism, check.
Might not have been smart to close their only social outlet during a period of worldwide confinment, when people are stockpiling guns and ammo. At least they won't have any schools to shoot. Still glad I'm not a burger.
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5 sg587565 2020-03-24
Good morning I hate admins.
5 FukinSukinCukin 2020-03-24
I miss this lil nigga like you wouldn't believe
6 1262663748488484 2020-03-24
Bro it was the funniest subreddit on the entire site😔😔😔
5 double-happiness 2020-03-24
Shortcels just need to pair up to get gussy. https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/bojackhorseman/images/a/ad/Pc%26VC.gif/revision/latest?cb=20161031192652
5 ProEvilOperations 2020-03-24
So I’ve noticed there is a lot of people who are extremely insecure about their height, and I think it’s insane!
I believe short men are much more attractive than tall men. I believe around 5’ and 5’5 is the perfect height for men.
For instance, the shorter you are, the easier you are to pick up and have anal sex. Guys who are tall usually weigh a lot more, and are harder to adjust it properly. In my experience men who are short also tend to be cuter than taller men, though that’s not a fact, it just happens more often that I see a cute small guy.
The weight is a major benefit, the fact that you can be 110 lbs without being super skinny is awesome. I can appreciate a man who is in shape but isn’t going to break my back trying to lift.
In conclusion, be happy about your height
3 converter-bot 2020-03-24
110 lbs is 49.94 kg
2 jzekyll5 2020-03-24
What kind of gay shit is thjs
1 StoneStasis 2020-03-24
Just further proof that that manlets have to transition if they want to have sex
1 Thomas_James_Maaan 2020-03-24
Unfathomably Based Been saying this for years
3 ThousandQueerRike 2020-03-24
Always coming up short stack. Even the chadmin gods feel no pity for the shortcel.
3 callmebrick0 2020-03-24
poor things kept hitting their heads on the counter corners
2 BettyCogburn 2020-03-24
It’s over
3 rDramaCel 2020-03-24
It never began!
2 Msmit71 2020-03-24
It never even began for incel-cels. 😔
2 shrine699 2020-03-24
This is why you should always worship KWEENS
2 727_The_funny_number 2020-03-24
Okay but why isn't FemaleDatingStrategy banned yet? In one of their post, they literally promoted murder.
2 JanniesGuzzleCum 2020-03-24
Umm sweeties did you try taking a shower
2 Yardbinn 2020-03-24
Us smaller guys tend to enjoy a nice bath.
6 EXTERMINATE_THE_POOR 2020-03-24
But in the kitchen sink tho. There is obviously a drowning risk in a bath tub built for real humans.
3 Yardbinn 2020-03-24
Bathtubs are too small for most people to stretch out in. You’d know that if you were normal size.
5 thowaway_throwaway 2020-03-24
I was going to be pedantic and note that the average height in the US is about 5'6". And the average large bath is 5'11".
But that includes women and manlets, and you said "people".
We could also get into whether a smaller 4'11" counts (do people who live in hobbit-homes count as people?) but it's kinda a moot point - even a standard full-sized bath is too small for someone over 6'.
3 EXTERMINATE_THE_POOR 2020-03-24
You’re assuming I have access to running water and normal standards of personal hygiene. That’s way too much to assume, considering the subreddit.
1 endians 2020-03-24
Imagine having a basic bitch normal sized bathtub
2 ESL-ASMR 2020-03-24
Rest in peas li'l Kings
2 prisonlambshanks 2020-03-24
Even when the world is on fire admins are still obsessed with incels
2 600_lbs_of_sin 2020-03-24
the day of the high shelf is upon us
2 againstsinglemothers 2020-03-24
I am 177 cm, there I said it finally
2 Linlear 2020-03-24
first they came for gamersriseup, and i did not speak up because i am not a gamer.
then they came for shortcels, and i did not speak up because i am not a manlet.
and when they came for deuxrama there was no one left to speak for me 😔
1 SnapshillBot 2020-03-24
I am not sure which is more cringey, the litany of erroneous assumptions you splayed out or the act of calling upon the student archetype with the intent of derision. Anti-intellectualism, check.
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1 UnalignedRando 2020-03-24
Might not have been smart to close their only social outlet during a period of worldwide confinment, when people are stockpiling guns and ammo. At least they won't have any schools to shoot. Still glad I'm not a burger.