How does a person even get this fat ? I don't understand, I eat a lot and I'm a bit overweight (probably like 5kg idk I'm not obese) but this woman is like 60% stomach and probably 30% ass how is that even possible ? Even if I tried I couldn't get this fat
My nigga what kind of caveman unit is that ? But yeah I googled it and weigh about the same for 1m78. I barely go outside bc of this quarantine but I'm not getting fatter, I think that to get as fat as that woman you have to be doing it on purpose or have some kind of hormone problem
Same, 13 stone. I went like two weeks where I ate basically the occasional cracker or bit of cheese and just drank alcohol and I didn't go under by anything significant and recently I've been eating like an absolute hog and I haven't gone over.
I’m sloggin a solid 10lbs of unnecessary fat. But the size of my pectoral muscles and upper body hide it. And I eat like shit most of the time. Dieting to me is steak and eggs 3x a day with oj. Even with all my over eating, my shits in good order other than that extra 10. This leadse to believe that becoming that fat is quite literally an accomplishment. It takes extreme mental fortitude to reject reality day in and day out until you look like jabba the hut. Truly an individual worthy of praise. It must have been hard to attain that figure s
It really boggles my mind, I eat a lot but I never seem to gain weight. Fat people say shit like "I don't eat at all, it's genetic" , I know they are full of shit but it really makes me wonder how much do they actually had to eat to become so huge. It's so surreal to imagine. If your body has enough food you won't feel hungry, so you won't eat and get fat, but somehow these people stuff themselves with food even when they aren't feeling hungry. I would 🤢
I think it's the fizzy juice, if you watch any fatsploitation tv they all drink like 6 liters of full fat coke a day. And all the dressings and sauces they add to their meals. Fat people are literally retarded when it comes to food.
If your body has enough food you won't feel hungry, so you won't eat
That's not exactly true. Our bodies are designed to crave sugars because during evolution we had to get fat before winter came. Before we invented international shipping it was impossible to get a lot of sugar except in the fall when the fruit got ripe.
For most people (not all, but most) eating sugar triggers this cascade of craving. Scientists have shown it's a similar mechanism to cocaine addiction. This was fine when we were eating wild berries because eventually the berries would be gone and we'd burn off all that excess body fat during winter when there was no sugar left.
Point is, for a lot of people the craving doesn't go away until they've run out of the sweet carby goodness or they make themselves stop. The people that don't have self control end up either diabetic or unable to roll out of bed.
Clearly they are. As long as you keep stuffing your gullet with things that raise insulin, you're just going to keep growing.
Like I said, doing this used to be practically impossible, so the design flaw was never a big deal. But today with 24/7 Quickie Marts peddling fructose for 99c a gallon...
Here is 8 years of proof that if you keep eating the stuff that makes you fat, you will want to eat more stuff that makes you fat to the point where you can't get out of bed.
And cancer is a symptom of your cells being attacked. The same way a broken skull will be your symptom if I smash your stupid head with a hammer. By that logic my skull is designed to be smashed in, hurr durr.
Oh god, the fatties have made an entire religion out of this. I have eaten sugar retard but I'm not a sack of fat like you, ever heard of self control?
Well brother, what'n we got here is a South Saharan Blobhog! I sure hope your brapranch has wide open spaces, because you can hear these hogs loud over just about any other breed of hog you might be raisin'!
Some ranchers swear by this breed, but I always tend to shy away - despite makin' up just 13% of America's braphog stocks, they account for 52% of hog on hog attacks at the ranches!
Y'all come stop by r/brapbarn if you want to learn more about them'n braphogs!
This is pretty hot really. What do we call this? Rather than make yourself attractive or maintain the attractiveness you already have, just live any old wasted life and Shame people into fucking you.
That's a dude? Hiw could this get any better!? You know what? Send that dude over here and I'll fuck it. I dont want there to be a single thought that I'm turned on though. This is a shame fuck just like that t-shirt promised me.
Shut the fuck up. Chances are you will never have to face issues related to abuse or racism (assuming you’re white) and because of that it will always be something you can “joke” about, because it will never seriously affect you. Maybe if you actually knew what it felt like to be secondary or othered because of your race, or if you were traumatized from domestic violence or knew someone who was, you’d know why this makes the people actually affected by that uncomfortable. This meme could trigger flashbacks and other trauma for an abuse victim and ruin their entire day, possibly their entire fucking week or even more, and they’d have to deal with that because some edgelord thought it would be a funny meme format.
BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now.... BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite..... BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….
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9 myNAMEjef420 2020-03-25
Das
Rite
7 hoesmad4 2020-03-25
How does a person even get this fat ? I don't understand, I eat a lot and I'm a bit overweight (probably like 5kg idk I'm not obese) but this woman is like 60% stomach and probably 30% ass how is that even possible ? Even if I tried I couldn't get this fat
4 BettyCogburn 2020-03-25
Honestly she may be below average size for African American women
3 MisterMedeez 2020-03-25
same. i've plateaued at 13stone. i literally cannot put on anymore weight regardless of how much i eat.
11 hoesmad4 2020-03-25
My nigga what kind of caveman unit is that ? But yeah I googled it and weigh about the same for 1m78. I barely go outside bc of this quarantine but I'm not getting fatter, I think that to get as fat as that woman you have to be doing it on purpose or have some kind of hormone problem
5 Dramanut 2020-03-25
yes, yes, the quarantine. yes.
2 hoesmad4 2020-03-25
Yes. I'm not a NEET or a nerd with no friends, and even if i were I'd still be going outside a lot bc I live in a nice city.
Now we can literally get fined (130€) if we get caught going outside for no reason. I hate it, I can't get used to this NEET life.
6 Mick_mangina 2020-03-25
Smh eurocels
1 Moist__nuggets 2020-03-25
Speaking openly about it too. Disgusting.
1 Moist__nuggets 2020-03-25
Cultural appropriation tbh
2 Dramanut 2020-03-25
sounds good, in my city if i go outside ill probably be shot. maybe a fine too, though.
1 hereforthedoom 2020-03-25
🤢🤢🤢🤢
1 Praxalite 2020-03-25
🐜
📉
3 MisterMedeez 2020-03-25
'my nigga'
Don't black guys usually love fat women?
5 KetamineAddictYoda2 2020-03-25
Fat white women
2 MisterMedeez 2020-03-25
stay in your lane nigga
2 MasterLawlzFan 2020-03-25
There's enough blubber to go around 🤷♂️
1 Wopitikitotengo 2020-03-25
Same, 13 stone. I went like two weeks where I ate basically the occasional cracker or bit of cheese and just drank alcohol and I didn't go under by anything significant and recently I've been eating like an absolute hog and I haven't gone over.
1 JanniesGuzzleCum 2020-03-25
How tall are you? Bussy or gussy?
1 Wopitikitotengo 2020-03-25
6'3 bussy
1 imgeekedupotdembars 2020-03-25
She just jams carbs into her face and probably grazes all day with snacks. Coupled with alchohol and sugary drinks.
1 Thejunky1 2020-03-25
Xkcd has a "what if" along these same lines.
1 WDEatMyDick 2020-03-25
I’m sloggin a solid 10lbs of unnecessary fat. But the size of my pectoral muscles and upper body hide it. And I eat like shit most of the time. Dieting to me is steak and eggs 3x a day with oj. Even with all my over eating, my shits in good order other than that extra 10. This leadse to believe that becoming that fat is quite literally an accomplishment. It takes extreme mental fortitude to reject reality day in and day out until you look like jabba the hut. Truly an individual worthy of praise. It must have been hard to attain that figure s
1 endians 2020-03-25
It really boggles my mind, I eat a lot but I never seem to gain weight. Fat people say shit like "I don't eat at all, it's genetic" , I know they are full of shit but it really makes me wonder how much do they actually had to eat to become so huge. It's so surreal to imagine. If your body has enough food you won't feel hungry, so you won't eat and get fat, but somehow these people stuff themselves with food even when they aren't feeling hungry. I would 🤢
1 Wopitikitotengo 2020-03-25
I think it's the fizzy juice, if you watch any fatsploitation tv they all drink like 6 liters of full fat coke a day. And all the dressings and sauces they add to their meals. Fat people are literally retarded when it comes to food.
1 whiteypoints 2020-03-25
That's not exactly true. Our bodies are designed to crave sugars because during evolution we had to get fat before winter came. Before we invented international shipping it was impossible to get a lot of sugar except in the fall when the fruit got ripe.
For most people (not all, but most) eating sugar triggers this cascade of craving. Scientists have shown it's a similar mechanism to cocaine addiction. This was fine when we were eating wild berries because eventually the berries would be gone and we'd burn off all that excess body fat during winter when there was no sugar left.
Point is, for a lot of people the craving doesn't go away until they've run out of the sweet carby goodness or they make themselves stop. The people that don't have self control end up either diabetic or unable to roll out of bed.
1 endians 2020-03-25
Are bodies aren't designed to turn into these hideous abominations sweaty
1 whiteypoints 2020-03-25
Clearly they are. As long as you keep stuffing your gullet with things that raise insulin, you're just going to keep growing.
Like I said, doing this used to be practically impossible, so the design flaw was never a big deal. But today with 24/7 Quickie Marts peddling fructose for 99c a gallon...
1 endians 2020-03-25
By that logic our bodies are designed to get cancer, keep coping fatty
1 whiteypoints 2020-03-25
Are you retarded or just stupid?
Here is 8 years of proof that if you keep eating the stuff that makes you fat, you will want to eat more stuff that makes you fat to the point where you can't get out of bed.
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_type=search_videos&search_query=600lb+life&search_sort=relevance
And cancer is a symptom of your cells being attacked. The same way a broken skull will be your symptom if I smash your stupid head with a hammer. By that logic my skull is designed to be smashed in, hurr durr.
1 endians 2020-03-25
Oh god, the fatties have made an entire religion out of this. I have eaten sugar retard but I'm not a sack of fat like you, ever heard of self control?
1 whiteypoints 2020-03-25
Eating carbs every 4 hours or sooner. It doesn't even have to be excessive, but it usually is.
7 National_Shelter 2020-03-25
I guess if I lived in North Dakota and didn't pay the electric bill, she may become rather beautiful in winter.
1 silverpanther17 2020-03-25
Fillet her Ton Ton-style
6 hashtagrealaccount 2020-03-25
Does European mean skinny? I've never understood this picture. Does this mean all black people are fat? Cause that's racist!
5 SoyboyHelenOfTroy 2020-03-25
It's not entirely her fault. Like why would the creator of that shirt even print it in that size?
4 boyoyoyoyong 2020-03-25
https://imgur.com/a/B8vcod4
1 Msmit71 2020-03-25
That blank look on her face gets me every time :^/
4 D3nnycrane 2020-03-25
Well brother, what'n we got here is a South Saharan Blobhog! I sure hope your brapranch has wide open spaces, because you can hear these hogs loud over just about any other breed of hog you might be raisin'!
Some ranchers swear by this breed, but I always tend to shy away - despite makin' up just 13% of America's braphog stocks, they account for 52% of hog on hog attacks at the ranches!
Y'all come stop by r/brapbarn if you want to learn more about them'n braphogs!
1 FinitePerception 2020-03-25
Based braphog poster
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4 Moist-Fishing 2020-03-25
I won't be brainwashed into thinking fat nigger are the epitome of Beauty. Stay away from me black witch 🙅🏿♂️
4 strumyabird 2020-03-25
Fuck yes queen. You're so hot. Hmu babe 😍😍
2 GetHisWallet 2020-03-25
This is pretty hot really. What do we call this? Rather than make yourself attractive or maintain the attractiveness you already have, just live any old wasted life and Shame people into fucking you.
Fuckshaming?
1 SchnupfStaffel 2020-03-25
It's called transactivism and already a thing.
2 GetHisWallet 2020-03-25
That's a dude? Hiw could this get any better!? You know what? Send that dude over here and I'll fuck it. I dont want there to be a single thought that I'm turned on though. This is a shame fuck just like that t-shirt promised me.
1 JanniesGuzzleCum 2020-03-25
No, but trannies are using incel rhetoric to try to make normal people fuck them
1 SnapshillBot 2020-03-25
Shut the fuck up. Chances are you will never have to face issues related to abuse or racism (assuming you’re white) and because of that it will always be something you can “joke” about, because it will never seriously affect you. Maybe if you actually knew what it felt like to be secondary or othered because of your race, or if you were traumatized from domestic violence or knew someone who was, you’d know why this makes the people actually affected by that uncomfortable. This meme could trigger flashbacks and other trauma for an abuse victim and ruin their entire day, possibly their entire fucking week or even more, and they’d have to deal with that because some edgelord thought it would be a funny meme format.
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1 tks4thegoldKindNegro 2020-03-25
Average FDS user
1 Fulgrim_Deciever 2020-03-25
She doe be kinda thicc tho 😳😳😳
1 JanniesGuzzleCum 2020-03-25
I unironically would
1 -ColonelMortimer- 2020-03-25
Ew
1 LoptousTheEmperor 2020-03-25
Ugh disgusting.
1 austinmonster 2020-03-25
I was brainwashed into thinking someone who could eat a meal without ending up sweating is the epitome of beauty.
1 RareSector0 2020-03-25
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1 JanniesGuzzleCum 2020-03-25
Y'ALLS WHITE PEOPLE IS THE DEVIL