Bunch of dicks, the lot of them. I sent them a modmail asking if they'd consider limiting fast food posts to Fridays (because corn dogs aren't exactly foodporn). They responded by immediately permabanning me and then getting me banned from Reddit for a week for ban evasion, even though I'd never been banned by them before. Is it so hard to believe that someone else has suggested the same thing before?
The dog pill is retarded. Dogs are animals who fuck pretty much anything that moves but to think they would stoop as low as a wh*te woman? Wow, get real.
Dog-Pill or not, kissing a dog on the mouth or letting it lick your mouth is fucking disgusting. Dogs eat literal shit and vomit, and definitely don't know what a toothbrush or mouthwash is. Might as well lick the underside of a public shitter. Fucking nasty as fuck
Sweaty letting the hecking cute pupperino lick its balls and then give you love kisses on your mouth is cute and wholesome white culture. Why do you hate dogs?
Nah i would never own a basketball dog. He's just a old yeller looking mutt. As soon as i he was old enough I got him fixed. I live with a white foid and wasn't about to take any chances .
Think about it moids: why should ANY foid worth her salt choose a pathetic weak m*Le over a strong GVLDEN RETRIEVER? The GVLDEN RETRIEVER doesn't worry about silly things like "red flags" and "children" and "boob size" and "weight"; They see a tight, wet opening, they stick their dick in it, it feels good so they keep on going. They pound into your girlfriend with such force she is moaning, begging for more doggy cock. She is damn near pissing herself, but the GVLDEN RETRIEVER doesn't stop. His knot swells. Your girlfriend, mind blanked by orgasmic bliss, is bound to the GOLDEN BVLL for up to an hour while his Chad knot shrinks down, and her vaginal muscles milk every drop of GVLDEN RETRIEVER spunk. She will never look at you the same way again. Sex doesn't feel the same. She is "tired" most nights, yet you can hear the whimpering and moans from the bathroom when she takes Sparky in the bathroom to "take a shit with company". She tells you to go in the other room and "jerk it or something". You are ashamed. You are weak. You are crushed. But she will never love you again. Sparky plays with his chew toy.
Her stomach is swelling. That is strange, you think, as you two haven't had sex in about 4 months and you had just gotten a vasectomy, per r/childfree advice. She tells you it's hormones, but you see the worry in her eyes, the fear lying behind her nonchalant expression. Fucking Sparky, looks up at you and almost smiles. The fucking MUTT, having the nerve to smile at you. In a time like this? Why are you so fucking angry at this dog? What did he do?
5 more months has passed. The "bump" on her stomach is huge now. You worry it may be a freak-case tumor or something of the like, but you now are pretty sure she cheated on you at some point. With who? When? But most importantly, why? Sparky looks at you again, but this time, his face is blank. He shits on the floor.
It is now obvious she's in labor. She decided against going to the hospital, for reasons you were unsure of. Probably read a Reddit post on tub births or something. In any case, she is in pain, and you are doing as much as you can to help her birth the baby, even though you just know it isn't yours. That's okay though. When you find out who the father is you will kill them. How could he do this to your girlfriend? Why did she let him? Where is he? What is his race? Is his cock bigger tha-
The baby is born. Or, rather, 6 babies are born? They are... furry. And yellow. And their ears are quite large. Holy shit. The fucking dog. Sparky. They look just like him! Except, they have human characteristics. They are grotesque to look at, you are sick to your stomach. You want to scream, to cry, to beg her to kill them, but she doesn't. She isn't doing much of anything actually. Just staring at them, with cold, dead eyes. She holds two up to her swollen breasts. They suckle, and whimper. They are alive. Sparky shits on the floor.
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3 throwawaychungus26 2020-03-26
SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP
3 RobespierreWas2Nice 2020-03-26
Knots for thots
2 WearerOfAsshats 2020-03-26
Foids be like "no I won't give you a rusty trombone, that's disgusting!" Yet they do this 😒
3 JanniesGuzzleCum 2020-03-26
Reminder to our shortcel refugees: white women would rather fuck a dog before you
2 ClementineChime 2020-03-26
All I see is a good cloud.
I take it you've encountered the creature known as randoh?
2 foodporn_mods_r_nazi 2020-03-26
Bunch of dicks, the lot of them. I sent them a modmail asking if they'd consider limiting fast food posts to Fridays (because corn dogs aren't exactly foodporn). They responded by immediately permabanning me and then getting me banned from Reddit for a week for ban evasion, even though I'd never been banned by them before. Is it so hard to believe that someone else has suggested the same thing before?
1 ClementineChime 2020-03-26
It's not hard to believe a deux
chadgenerate would have alt accounts. But food mods are notoriously deranged so both are believable.2 AndemanMan 2020-03-26
the worst sit-ups in the history of sit-ups, maybe ever
2 SemiCel 2020-03-26
Is that a female girl? Must upvote!
2 nespress 2020-03-26
dog pill 101
2 languidhorse 2020-03-26
Why is she struggling so much to do a situp. Stop attention whoring on r*ddit and workout properly smh
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1 foodporn_mods_r_nazi 2020-03-26
Sentient.
1 Snazzy_Sausage27 2020-03-26
🐶💊
1 bogdanoff14 2020-03-26
👏WHITE 👏 WOMEN 👏 FUCK 👏 DOGS 👏
1 PizzaShillsFather 2020-03-26
In this case, white dog fucked woman tho. Real twist
1 thoroughlythrown 2020-03-26
The dog is wondering why she's in missionary when they normally do...doggy style.
1 daggermag 2020-03-26
HAHAHAHHAHAHA WHITE WOMEN FUCK DOGS HAHAHAHAHHAHA
1 sandbid 2020-03-26
The dog pill is retarded. Dogs are animals who fuck pretty much anything that moves but to think they would stoop as low as a wh*te woman? Wow, get real.
1 Tardigrade_Sex_Party 2020-03-26
It's not like they do it right away. The women groom them first.
1 constantinople_2053 2020-03-26
Dog-Pill or not, kissing a dog on the mouth or letting it lick your mouth is fucking disgusting. Dogs eat literal shit and vomit, and definitely don't know what a toothbrush or mouthwash is. Might as well lick the underside of a public shitter. Fucking nasty as fuck
3 JanniesGuzzleCum 2020-03-26
Sweaty letting the hecking cute pupperino lick its balls and then give you love kisses on your mouth is cute and wholesome white culture. Why do you hate dogs?
1 braveathee 2020-03-26
The racism against whites in unreal. People should stop denigrating white culture.
2 wizdumb337 2020-03-26
We don't have to clean the cats litter box half as much since we got our pupperino
1 constantinople_2053 2020-03-26
got a pibble and had it "take care" of the cat, eh? 😉
2 wizdumb337 2020-03-26
Nah i would never own a basketball dog. He's just a old yeller looking mutt. As soon as i he was old enough I got him fixed. I live with a white foid and wasn't about to take any chances .
1 zacharysniper420 2020-03-26
you can say mom
1 AlphaMale3625 2020-03-26
Are you sure they don’t know what a toothbrush or mouthwash are?
1 TheAbsoluteMaximum 2020-03-26
It really is.
1 againstsinglemothers 2020-03-26
🐕
1 Nuremberg_ 2020-03-26
Think about it moids: why should ANY foid worth her salt choose a pathetic weak m*Le over a strong GVLDEN RETRIEVER? The GVLDEN RETRIEVER doesn't worry about silly things like "red flags" and "children" and "boob size" and "weight"; They see a tight, wet opening, they stick their dick in it, it feels good so they keep on going. They pound into your girlfriend with such force she is moaning, begging for more doggy cock. She is damn near pissing herself, but the GVLDEN RETRIEVER doesn't stop. His knot swells. Your girlfriend, mind blanked by orgasmic bliss, is bound to the GOLDEN BVLL for up to an hour while his Chad knot shrinks down, and her vaginal muscles milk every drop of GVLDEN RETRIEVER spunk. She will never look at you the same way again. Sex doesn't feel the same. She is "tired" most nights, yet you can hear the whimpering and moans from the bathroom when she takes Sparky in the bathroom to "take a shit with company". She tells you to go in the other room and "jerk it or something". You are ashamed. You are weak. You are crushed. But she will never love you again. Sparky plays with his chew toy.
Her stomach is swelling. That is strange, you think, as you two haven't had sex in about 4 months and you had just gotten a vasectomy, per r/childfree advice. She tells you it's hormones, but you see the worry in her eyes, the fear lying behind her nonchalant expression. Fucking Sparky, looks up at you and almost smiles. The fucking MUTT, having the nerve to smile at you. In a time like this? Why are you so fucking angry at this dog? What did he do?
5 more months has passed. The "bump" on her stomach is huge now. You worry it may be a freak-case tumor or something of the like, but you now are pretty sure she cheated on you at some point. With who? When? But most importantly, why? Sparky looks at you again, but this time, his face is blank. He shits on the floor.
It is now obvious she's in labor. She decided against going to the hospital, for reasons you were unsure of. Probably read a Reddit post on tub births or something. In any case, she is in pain, and you are doing as much as you can to help her birth the baby, even though you just know it isn't yours. That's okay though. When you find out who the father is you will kill them. How could he do this to your girlfriend? Why did she let him? Where is he? What is his race? Is his cock bigger tha-
The baby is born. Or, rather, 6 babies are born? They are... furry. And yellow. And their ears are quite large. Holy shit. The fucking dog. Sparky. They look just like him! Except, they have human characteristics. They are grotesque to look at, you are sick to your stomach. You want to scream, to cry, to beg her to kill them, but she doesn't. She isn't doing much of anything actually. Just staring at them, with cold, dead eyes. She holds two up to her swollen breasts. They suckle, and whimper. They are alive. Sparky shits on the floor.
2 UnalignedRando 2020-03-26
Your username is offensive. I lost many family members in Nuremberg.
3 Nuremberg_ 2020-03-26
Soz
1 uniqueshit44 2020-03-26
K
1 LongPostBot 2020-03-26
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2 Nuremberg_ 2020-03-26
Yes
1 daggermag 2020-03-26
I'd be a one pump chump with her cooooom. 😩😩😩
1 JanniesGuzzleCum 2020-03-26
Bitch already on her back with her legs spread, might as well stop pretending she doesn't let doggo hit it
1 ason 2020-03-26
White woman anthem!
1 DeathBahamutXXX 2020-03-26
I think it's this one
1 wizdumb337 2020-03-26
Also with the toilet paper shortage he can just lick the shit out her ass
1 naked_short 2020-03-26
This is how the next outbreak starts.
1 bdmabeats 2020-03-26
Checkmate, incels.
1 zacharysniper420 2020-03-26
so we all know foids love the knot, but has the jury come back on whether or not thats a bad thing?
1 chiefstone 2020-03-26
Situps are absolutely haram. Everybody knows Allah wants us doing 100 crunches a day.