In a shocking turn of events, everyone’s favorite 90s pop star sets the world record for the 100m dash

1  2020-03-26 by PizzaShillsFather

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Heh. Some of you Deuxcels are alright. Don't come to DeuxCHAT tomorrow.

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Reddit : " we need a better way to deal with mental health issues in America!!"

Also reddit " free Brittany!!"

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me on the left

You didn't relax.

Underrated comment.

oops she did it again

I thought she was talking about running a train

Minecraft is the reason Gen Z is becoming so redpilled. Here's some fun things to think about:

Steve: A white male ubermensch who conquers nature and carves it into his own dominion. He builds beautiful structures and ingenious redstone technology.

Zombies: Represent the bugman. Slow, stupid, and outnumber Steve by 100 to 1. They have no ulterior motives beyond consumption.

Creepers: Represent muslims. Not only do they blow themselves up but they are also green which is a color strongly associated with Islam.

Enderman: A tall black man who steals shit and can't swim

Villagers: Big nosed merchants who live in the desert and have their hands constantly rubbed together

Notch saw that Sweden was getting cucked and made Minecraft in collaboration with Pewdiepie in an effort to redpill the Aryan youth

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Steve is brown though

Steve built the pyramids

We wuz steves

Steve from minecraft isn't Brian Boitano tf

based

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She halved the woman’s world record, Heckin valid time!

so i was reading the comments and someone says some retarded commie slogan thats completely irrelevant. checked their profile and theyre a mayo, troid, unironic communist, christian hating catholic school graduate that posts about funko pops, animal crossing, my little kittie, and goes to Disney a fuck ton

So a redditor?

And yet you didn't post them here

britney deleted the post so i cant show her comment but her profile is https://www.instagram.com/ianthomasmalone/

Now that is the real drama. Post them here

britney deleted the post so i cant show her comment but her profile is https://www.instagram.com/ianthomasmalone/

average ahs user

Maybe she ran 100 feet and just confused the unit