r/shortcels user doesn't take the news very well

1  2020-03-27 by wokeaspie

15 comments

What if you... clicked my link to DeuxCHAT... Haha just kidding...

Unless...?

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god it would be so satisfying to see a video of him being beaten senseless and thrown around like a rag doll . the weak should fear the strong

Yep. This one's going in my cringe compilation.

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just look at that lil dude go 😆😆😆

That's so crazy looking

He looks like.. a video game model

Like if you took all the sliders to the other side but it kept the default character's features

Bananas.

Being like that wouldn't be so bad I think. I bet you could parlay it into making a living off of it.

How much y'all wanna bet Peter Dinklage ain't mad about his circumstances?

Dinklage is set for life so long as he doesn't get #metoo'd or photographed sleeping off a meth bender. He's a great actor who fills a very specific niche. Still miss this lil nigga like you wouldn't believe tho

He’s living the good life, the problem arises when you aren’t human or dwarf height but goblin height instead.

One time I got a haircut at a Turkish barber shop and the guy cutting my hair looked like a taller version of this man and I almost couldn't contain my laughter.

Was it a good and satisfactory haircut?

Yea I always go to Turk barbers. They cut as well as the hipster bearded ones for half the money. Also they don't insist on taking to you.

Koksal Baba is a chad manlet at least.

Isn't the legendary Turkish manlet? He died a few years ago. Pour one out for the homie

Yes it's st. Köksal Babacel

Idk where you got the idea he's dead from tho

reminds me of videos of these small monkeys at Temples in Thailand or wherever fucking tourists up for not giving them food, lmao.

this shit, kinda