OmegaBong has WuFlu

1  2020-03-27 by TheTurtleTamer

17 comments

I have information that will lead to DeuxCHAT's arrest.

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Noice. It's real. Should have been drinking more tonic water

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I've been thinking it won't all hit how bad this really is until someone famous dies from it.

The queen is dead

imagine thinking Lizzy can actually die

The_Boz gets pozzed

If the Queen doesn't get it either from Charles or him, she's clearly immortal.

If she does get it and dies from it, IT'S OVER for bongs, they won't even be able to attend the funeral.

she's clearly immortal

That's not clear yet. We don't have good data about the natural lifespan of reptilians, especially if they're on a steady diet of infant blood.

It's bern over for bongs since 1945

We went down hill after WW1 when the class system and empire started to crumble

Old BJ has probably the finest virgin bussy in all of Britanistan.

I guarantee you he has never once self-penetrated while wiping in the loo. Hell he probably has a voluntary colonoscopy bag just so he keeps safe from temptation

Probably got it from Edris. When will that man be stopped

Boom Doom is death, Destroyer of world's

he should stay at home