I found some Russian propaganda.

1  2020-03-27 by whiteypoints

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Russians would have salted and pickled it first

That's the Sc*ndinavians, Russians would turn it into broth

Americans would’ve ground it into slurry and deep fried it.

Australians would have cracked a tinny and become best mates with cunt

French would bake it in some butter and garlic and call it high cuisine

Greeks would boil it then grill it with a dash of lemon juice, salt and pepper.

burgers would grind it up shape it in a patty toss it on the grill then put it on a bun

Mexicans would have put it in a tortilla and drowned it in whatever sauce they had on hand

And the rest of humanity would have fucked it.

*Japanese

*westerners who worship the japanese

Tentacles would be blurred tho

Truly gods chosen people.

No, alien isn’t kosher. It has tentacles.

Russians dont eat weird shit like chinese. Nice try

http://www.buzzfeed.com/amphtml/juliapugachevsky/foods-russians-grew-up-with

Meat jelly and herring under a fur coat are weird and gross af.

the meat jelly is nasty but that's the only one

there's a "salad" which is peas, carrots, dill and mayo dressing but i think that's not on the level of horrifying foods the chinese eat

That salad is bomb with cold, pre cooked steak bits

generous of you to call that atrocity a salad

All joking a salad

Jelly meat and jello salds were quite popular in usa 50 years ago lol.

Nowhere close to the shit the Chinese think up. Those are just uncommon combinations of regular foods.

No one is defending China. I’m just making sure everyone realizes Russians aren’t people.

Based and lebensraum-pilled.

using buzzfeed as a source

There's literally nothing weird about a herring salad unless you have some weird prejudice against fish. You can eat pickled herring and onion with hot taters, you can eat pickled herring with cold taters, onion, beets and some mayo.

The meat jello might look weird until you taste it and realize that it has a lot of meat in it. There's no sugar in it if that's what worries you subconsciously.

Don't ever talk to me again

I mean, I understand that there are some ethnic foods that are genuinely weird combinations. For example once when I was in China I tried to eat some ordinary looking stewed meat that turned out to be very sweet and very vinegary, something about that combination made me want to throw up, literally. Interestingly our friends from the Netherlands ate it like nobody's business, I don't trust the Dutch ever since.

But getting scared of herring with potatoes? Or a bunch of meat and bones and ligaments boiled for four hours and cooled down into a delicious jelly? https://i.imgur.com/GGCa6SO.png

How can people who eat shoes comment on anyone else's cuisine being weird?

You people are dogs, I will go on as usual.

That's literally basic ass orange chicken (or pork) you ate.

Yeah it was orange. The details of the ordeal are imprinted in my memory.

No I meant like, that's the most Westernized Chinese dish ever, found worldwide at every faux-Chinese place. How did you manage to avoid it until going to China?

I never went to any faux-chinese places obviously.

‪Srochniye Novosti:‬

‪Inoplanetyanye visadilis v Kitaye‬

Can some commie translate this

Breaking news! Aliens have landed in China.

I think it says bats used to look like octopi who flew a spaceship to China.

Nazis want to plant the idea that people from China will eat anything if they can kill it. But is that really a bad thing? In the immortal words of Jed Clampett, "You gonna eat that?" 😤

Not Russian propaganda, US state department propaganda. How much were you paid by the American government to post this?

Do not ask God to forgive your sins, ask your victims.

Wait, are you shilling for russkies in remembrance of the good commie times?

Is this loss?

The true goal of posadism

Based soviet union the enforcer of holy Marxist ideology.

These bad ass motherfuckers literally single-handedly brought over the soulless communists to take over and murder China and now they laugh at how the Chinese are soulless.

Is Russia the most based country now? Even the neo-nazis don't recognize the holocaust, the Russian did not only recognize what they had caused, and they are proud enough to laugh to it. LOL, pretty sick.

Fake news. He would kill it by smashing it on the concrete over and over. God I miss the sound of frogs being smashed in the morning