A Bong police drone descends in front of you, blocking the path. “Oi!” a disembodied voice blares, “You got a license to walk yer mutt?”

4  2020-03-27 by PuddingPopGoodnight

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The UK is a cautionary tale for the US. Like a glimpse of the future r/politics is hoping to impose on the rest of us.

Imagine needing a license to shitpost, is that a world we want to live in

I hope they don't try to extradite me for tweeting back at them.

The boyfriend barks back “woof”!

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Corona shaming has to be some of the most embarrassing shit I've seen people do. Send a picture of yourself getting a coffee in a drive-through and hordes of self-righteous retards will descend upon you.

The Derbyshire Police twitter account reminds me of the TSA agent characterization in South Park. If they could be any dumber, they would get a full pension and council apartment.

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The bong police state is hilarious. "Asian" rape gangs, machete fights, and terrorism is part in parcel of living in such a diverse and wonderful society. Remotely criticize trannys, have an unlicensed kitchen utensil, or walk your dog they pay you a visit or arrest you.

''Asian''

Why can mutts not get it into their fat heads that literally nobody in the UK thinks of chinks when the media says Asian, its always referred to pakis.

Hence the quotation marks dummy

I've just seen a lot of rightoid burgers use this as evidence of some British media plot to cover up the fact that it's mainly Muslims running the grooming gangs

Why don’t they just say pakis/muslims then instead of having to use a term that obviously makes the average person think of a different group of people

Because British people think of pakis/Muslims when they hear 'asian'. The slanty eyed one's are just either lumped together as 'chinkies' or Filipino.

Cultural emasculation. I guess all the masculine genetic material left for the Americas or Australia long ago.

It's true. The highland clearances were a good example. The current inhabitants of Scotland are decedents of the cucks who sided with the crown during the Jacobite risings. Add in the Irish who realized that their country was in an utter shit state and fled to America.

Cope. Americans are cucks and Aussies are retards.

I don't disagree, but why are bongs such faggots then sweaty?

Because they're white

You speak the truth brother

If you still think bongs are white then you haven't been to London recently.

All the brit Chads died in some Shithole trying to conquer half the world so all that's left are the rejects.

bongs and being retarded, are there two traits closer linked in all of humanity? You're supposed to stay away from other humans (implying anyone would voluntarily get close to a bong in the first place), so who gives a shit if you walk your wife's boyfriend out innawoods? Are the plants gonna catch the Kung-Flu, or what?

20 something years ago a friend of mine said, "Ain't nuffin in England but snoots and fruits." - he wasn't wrong.

Holy fuck praise Allah for giving us the American Revolution.

Why don’t they want people driving somewhere to go for a walk? You’d think it’d be better to travel to remote areas instead of crowding the sidewalks. Silly bongs.