a female simp - is that even a thing? because this cutie is on twitter defending a fatty who got roasted in a pre-heated oven

3  2020-03-27 by CadoganWest

13 comments

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10  Toe_of_Patriarchy 2020-03-27

I can hear you breathing through the screen

im dead

9  Mick_mangina 2020-03-27

This isn’t simping, this is a performative pity defense. By defending this busted lady she gets positive attention while subtly pointing out how much hotter she is in comparison. Source: attended us high school, learned in the way of the Mayo foid

4  MacisCheesy 2020-03-27

thank you mick mangina, very cool

4  leaveragereddituser 2020-03-27

state of women 2020

2  Gaswash 2020-03-27

holy shit.

2  tractorsandranch 2020-03-27

255 reports in an hour

is this how simps gain XP or something?

1  throwawayaccount_34 2020-03-27

I wonder if she got paid to do this

2  constantinople_2053 2020-03-27

POV: You're a piece of cake

alternative: you're a toilet bowl and she had one daiquiri too much

2  FinitePerception 2020-03-27

The only response you will ever need when dealing with these harpies https://twitter.com/bigglassass/status/1243414633500659712

2  _186cm 2020-03-27

all indian girls are simps to white guys from personal experience