stop the press - the first girl on social media to become self aware has been discovered

1  2020-03-28 by CadoganWest

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She actually deserves to get fired like why the fuck do you start crying when someone is yelling at you through the phone. Just hang up lmao.

Hahahaha how the fuck is telephone bullying real? Like just hang up the phone nigga

Haha just hang up the phone nigga haha just don't pick up haha

I approve cause it's hot.

How and why did communists brainwash women into wanting to get a 9/5 at mcdonalds… and men just let it happen. Can anyone answer me that?

Communists? Big corps loved it, larger cheaper labor pool. If Daddy Stalin had his way women would still be home baking pierogi instead of meatloaf

Communism sorta escaped our boy Stalin a long time ago though there's no denying that

The eternal communist escaped him

He did try to purge them though. Which is a lot better than most people can say

Faggot commies pushed for it and big corps appropriated that because it benefits them to do so.

Commies only started sending women to battle or Ingo factories when faggy Nazis decided to have a Spergout and destroy all of the remaining influence Europe had in world politics.

It's a 4D chess. Why make women do only the cooking and cleaning? Make them also bring home the bacon and we get to relax 24/7

That's how you make bitches our servants in 2020

Feminism was funded by the Rockefellers their intention was to create double the number of taxpayers. Just like Stalin socialists want the state to educate children not families. It’s a form of guaranteed enslavement

Oh no pweez save me fwum the communists daddy McCarthy

He was going after j*ws nigga

Globalists?

She sure gots a purdy mouf tho.

King did you just admit to simping? Just asking to clarify

I'm saying I'd stick my cock in her purdy mouf.

Allah save you

What's imap?

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Legacy? It's still used extensively.

Are you sure you're autistic?

Tell that to MS Azure devs. Baseline security policy in azureAD blocks IMAP and POP3.

Who uses email on cloud? For real, what does one use other than IMAP? I don't know any others (except pop3)

SMTPS

You do know that SMTP and IMAP have different purposes right?

SMTP: Mail transfer between mail servers

IMAP: Sync between your local machine and your mail service provider's server

Apparently Office uses "Exchange Active Sync Protocol" instead of IMAP

Yes absolutely. Yeah sure crying at work is non-ideal , but you were probably both better people afterwards. Most men would walk in to work and shoot their coworkers before crying in front of them. And they literally do. Women are smarter than men. Ain't simpin just facts

Cope thot.

If she was a thot she wouldn't be crying over the phone. Her simp stamps would just cause her to get mad and think she's better than the woman on the other end.

He thinks women learn things when they cry? Like they see it as opportunity for self-betterment?

I hate women so much it’s unreal

This is what happens when you abandon Allah

SIMP

Literally a clown ass bitch

Imagine a courtroom where they all women and the judge and lawyers are all trying not to cry while arguing.

I would 100% watch that show

Not how it works. They make the judges female so no arguments are even required.

Judge Judy doesn't cry because she's based to begin with tbh

Bet anything there's unaired episodes of her having episodes. Like a lot of them. At least a hundred.

Bet she's got bigger balls than you.

Pretty hot ngl

Odds?

Pics?

judge judy proves foidism isn't an inherent defect. i wonder what is? 🤔

Wom*n can only become based after menopause Even then, very uncommon.

I'd simp for that.

Simpout

work is liberation!!!!

Normalize crying

7.6k likes

How about no, no one wants to see your fragile ass break down when encountering the slightest conflict.

Disregard what everyone says, a crying moid is a pathetic sight. If you're older than 8 cry in the bathroom like the rest of us.

Bro just listen to them, let them into the workforce, what's the worst that could happen bro

Fair enough. I do still struggle with my own male privilege, especially. I'm struggling right now to not try to defend my comment. Thanks for the privilege check.

The average /r/Menslib poster 🤮

Thanks for the privilege check.

God that shit hurt to read.

Islam.

https://i.imgur.com/Vjqnxls.png

Can we please just round up all simps in minecraft holy shit I want to gouge my eyes out

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I'm literally shaking

Jst lmfao

Wow that fucking profile pic adds to this.