Journalists being laid off? Must be a day ending in y.

hopefully "video game journalists" all go away, that shouldn't be a fucking profession

Imagine being a genuinely skilled and respected journalist and then to get lumped into the same category as man children that blog about video games

Imagine being a genuinely skilled and respected journalist

I don't think that they had video games back in the 50s.

They aren’t even good at video games, imagine having the easiest job in the world and still failing.

rewriting news thats already been covered on your twitter and medium acct isnt journalism

journos aren't people

neither are democrats

nor republicans

you're right... journalists aren't republicans

Also republicans aren't people and don't deserve human rights. Imagine simping for the GOP.

imagine being part of the party that unironically made that exact same argument about blacks and women.

This is definitely not when we need them most

Learn to code

Coding is out. Camgirling is in.

I was gonna ask about the men, but seeing as how easy it is to become a trap or femboy, there's no need for me to do that

g4p

There is a market for many body types of men, so you still have a chance, if whpring yourself tickles your fancy.

Buy pics or vids from someone and resale it to a simp with a large markup

Um have you not heard of programmer socks

I'm a software engineer and I got laid off on Wednesday

Uncle ted was right

Time to become a hacker

Hacker man 😎

Hack your previous employer and DDOS them, bring them to their knees and they’ll have to rehire you.

Congrats, you've heard the word DDOS before.

If I really wanted to stoop low, I'd find a program on their company network that leaks memory, create a NOP sled, and install a linux shell inside the NOP sled and then basically do whatever from there. I could steal company secrets, assets, or just erase everything.

But I wouldn't do that cause I can make more money as a developer than a hacker with less risk. You'd have to be mentally ill to think hacking is a reasonable way to make that sort of money

mentally ill

First of all, yes.

Second, I’m just suggesting a way to get your job back. Sounds like you’re on top of things though.

my pp hurt

I have that effect on people 😏

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Ewww a cr*nge ass auto jannie. Gross.

I can make more money as a developer than a hacker with less risk.

I thought you were laid off?

You seem to not grasp that I have a degree and can get another job.

just start an onlyfans

I have no choice but to defile my bussy publicly 😔

Get a job hippies

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i cant believe its already the end of march

If they were needed they wouldn't be getting laid off.

You never hear about doctors getting laid off.

Inshallah, may they be out of work for eternity.

The journalists fired themselves.

Day of the IDE when?

Leave, newfag!

No

When we need them the most? Somehow feels like doctors, nurses, truck drivers, garbage collectors, store clerks, and all kind of engineers, would be needed the most right now.

NOPE! Journos

Good riddance faggots

Can’t wait till buzzfeed does off due to this

And nothing of value was lost.

Nooo, who's going to make a list of "times Disney princesses were fierce and" complete with shitty gifs?

wtf i love corona now

Name one thing journalists have done that was useful in the last 6 months

I can't even ironically come up with an answer, they're just that bad

Almost every single bit of drama found on Reddit started because a journalist wrote something that got some rightoid or leftoid mad. They're literally doing your job and they do it for a paycheck.

It's sad you think drama on Reddit is useful sweaty

Glenn Greenwald made good drama by finding the Larry King tape.

I think the best part of this pandemic is the proof that j*urnalists are unneeded parasistes.

There's nothing more conceited than journalists naval gazing about how we just haven't figured out the right "business model for journalism."

They cannot wrap their head around the idea that the quality of product they're putting out there just is not that valuable.

Bismallah they can gaze at hell under 6 feet of soil.

Learn to code??

I'm a software engineer and I got laid off last Wednesday

Damn that sucks, you should learn to code

Better

Have you tried journalism?

Perhaps you’re unfamiliar with the history of journalists telling blue collar workers facing unemployment to learn to code, then when journalists started getting laid off people sarcastically told them to learn to code and they went crying to Twitter to ban it as hate speech/harassment.

JavaScript and Ruby don’t count.

Yikes where from??

I'd rather not say on this account. But it was a fortune 500 company

Jeez that's bad, software company or something that only uses software like finance or home Depot?

It was software for a giant utility company. 1/3 of the employees at this company are software engineers.

obama says maybe you should learn to code.

but apparently you can't say he said that on twitter. mentioning it is hate speech. apparently.

Who’s going to tell me to panic now if all the vox journalists are laid off!?!? If I’m not told regularly that’s tromp and his retarded sons made this virus as a red herring to make their economy look bad as a deep state coup to try and bring him down, what am I going to think? More importantly, HOW am I going to think?

Not even left cares abpit journos anymore.

suck shit

What the FUCK am I going to to now?

that’s one seething, deranged dike on the left there

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Fear doesn't monger itself. Shame.

Press S to spit

Lay all of them off. They're a danger to the public. Would be a great fucking riddance.

So if this is when we need them most, how little do we need them anytime else?

I hope they don't fire any TMZ journalists. I really like those guys.