What the fuck are they even saying?

Oh yeah I feel that. I do too

"Ask teen girls, ask teen boys" okay pedo go go fuck children I'll go fuck an inanimate object sound good nigger?

Wtf are you doing here then? Get out and enjoy your youth.

If he's posting here it's already over for him

gross

Are you fnr?

fat n retarded

Prove it in dms

Is that a no

sneed

You type like one

DOUBLE LARP

Deuxrama is a no-racism zone. 🙅‍♂️

Unless it’s unironic

I've reported you to the mods for your own good.

dude it never even began for you lmao

Yikes...

LOL

how tf was that banned? You literally couldn't name the jew there wtf is wrong with reddit

Any who wants to fuck an animal crossing character that is not Eloise deserves to be purged.

I don't understand this game. Is it Nintendo Sims?

It looks like a game that should be $30 not $60.

Oh c'mon. We all do it.

Teens always lie about doing it but we all know they do it the most

lol you got the joke

i'M nOt LikE otHEr GirLs

nigger

Trad larper commit slow and painful suicide.

not a consumer.

not only are you most definitely a consumer, but you're a retarded edgy faggot consumer for using reddit

sorry but im not into gussy heterosexual

TRAD LARPER FAGGOT SPOTTED.

Nintendo games do not get cheaper and it is incredibly annoying

Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the animal crossing dog so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to the town hall I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Isabelle. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Isabelle's tight dog pussy. I want her to have my mutant human/dog babies.

Fuck, my fucking mom caught me with the neighbors dog. I'd dressed her in my sister's skirt and went to fucking town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my 3DS. I might not ever get to see Isabelle again.

Imagine wanting to fuck a dog. You know everyone in this screenshot is a white woman or a slave to one.

Either white women are white gay boys. These people are literal degenerates at this point. They're actually defending their sexual fantasies in beastility as normal.

Give it a few years and these people will be in mental asylums or on a sex offender's register.

Oh really 👉👈😌

Furries deserve execution by flamethrower.

No matter how many how words you use you won't be able to justify your gross perversion

Perverts need to be [removed]

Gun down furries in the streets.

too many words nigga

Chinese people. Pick one

Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the animal crossing dog so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to the town hall I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Isabelle. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Isabelle's tight dog pussy. I want her to have my mutant human/dog babies.

Fuck, my fucking mom caught me with the neighbors dog. I'd dressed her in my sister's skirt and went to fucking town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my 3DS. I might not ever get to see Isabelle again.

Okay. So, I’ve been seeing this copypasta floating around about wanting to “bang the Animal Crossing dog”, and frankly- I think this is disgusting. First of all, her name isn’t “the Animal Crossing dog”, it’s Isabelle. It’s a beautiful name for a beautiful person, and you would all do well to refer to her as such. If you don’t even know her name, than you have no right wanted to have sex with her!

Secondly, wanting to bang her is just gross. Saying that you want to bang Isabelle is objectifying her, and it is not okay. If you’ve ever wanted to bang Isabelle, you should be disgusted with yourself. Unlike you cretins, I however- respect her. Sure, it’s possible I may consider her to be rather bangable, but I wouldn’t dare do such a thing. Isabelle is a fucking queen, and deserves to be treated as such. I DO NOT want to bang “The Animal Crossing dog”. I want to hug her. I want to be in a healthy and loving relationship with Isabelle. I want to wake up every morning in bed, with her lying peacefully next to me as the morning sun shines in through the window. I want to make her breakfast every morning, and tend to her every need. I want her to feel like she is truly loved, (because she is). I want her to be by my side for my whole life, because I know that she is the perfect woman for me, and I am perfect for her. I want to be to be with her every day, just so I can tell her how much I fucking love her. I want her to know how much I adore everything amazing personality, her incredible fashion sense, her extremely impressive caretaking abilities, and her absolutely beautiful head to body ratio, and her beautiful, beautiful eyes.

However, if I were to ever have sex with Isabelle, I wouldn’t simply be “banging” her. If Isabelle were to ever consent to me having sexual intercourse with her, it would be tender and loving and passionate. As we make love, I’d slowly and gently caress her soft, golden fur as I slowly but deliberately thrusted into her tight dog pussy. I would make her pleasure my utmost priority, with my own being secondary. But if she was willing, than oh god. What I wouldn’t give to feel her adorable little paws running up and down the length of my shaft. I just wanna pet every inch of her body, and give her scritches on her tummy so she does that thing that dogs do where their legs spaz out. That’d just be so fucking hot. I’d probably end up cumming all over her, so it gets in her fur. But goddamn. I love that fur so much, that I’d personally lick off every last drop of cum, just to I have another opportunity to get as close to her gorgeous fur as possible.

But if you just want to bang her, than you are a disgusting degenerate, and I hope you burn in the deepest pits of tartarus.

But Digby on the other hand. Now he’s somebody that I’d wanna bang.

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