I FUCKING LOVE HALF LIFE ALYX

2  2020-03-29 by vant4

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I GET TO FINALLY LEAVE THIS EARTH FOR THIS REALM OF BLACK WOMZ YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Hunka hunka

who?

Half Life Alyx is a black tranny, most famously known for it's flamboyant costumes and high pitched voice.

The game is unironically good tho. The manual gun reloading was annoying at first but by the end of the game I had it down to muscle memory and during firefights I felt like a fucking badass because I was in this sort of flow state. Highly recommend it, unless you're to poor to afford it in which case 🤢🤢🤢🤮

Also, fuck Jeff.

Yeah it's pretty much what I expected out of a modern Half-Life / Valve game and I don't really mind since that's kind of what I was hoping for lol. Jeff was so easy

Unironically waiting for a resonance cascade to destroy science, and return us to better times.