Simps aren't people

17  2020-03-29 by MikeStoklasa-cel

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Nooo you cant critizise me for this, if i did It before Its because i was being ironic

"I only dated a whore ironically"

the actual argument is "I dont care lol"

if he really didnt care he wouldnt have dropped a 10 min video where he is in defensive cuck mode

shut the fuck up incel

owned

have sex

dilate

ha, that is an actual comeback used from the seethers at Twitter.

HE IS PRETENDING so that he can keep making money off of her.

Based idubbz?

No, he paid for the boobjob in the first place.

Sex work is cool btw

People are overrated. How do you acquire a simp and do they accept loving torture as payment? Asking for a mate.

I'm already simping for you 🙄

Didn’t even notice

Cope

If you were really a woman you wouldn't need to ask.

Ouch! That hurt my feelings

Tits or GTFO

😢 hitting me right in the insecurities. How low can you go

What, afraid your boobs are too small?

Major Supreme gentlewoman vibes

WOW! I'd let her untangle my twisted world any day

I'd ley her fuck up my brain after an abusive childhood combined with years of alcoholism and prescription drug abuse if ya know what I'm sayin 😏

Bro, why the fuck you showing me Elliot Rodgers with big milkers?

Fr man. I'm afraid she'll make a "this is it" vid cuz of all the people calling her simpy fuck-buddy a simp.

Dozens of men killed in frat house, women most affected.

she looks like that speed run guy Testa that OKBR always posts

Noooo you're not allowed to notice things!

Neither are communists

Neither are naz AHEM, I mean white nationalists

Ok nigger

My skin's paler than yours Nazi degenerate

So you're calling me a Nazi and a degenerate in the same sentence.

Nazis are degenerates

You say that but your flair is authcenter... traitor!

I'm part of the almighty nazbol gang

As DRUMPHF would say: "Wrong!"

Post nose

If he wasn’t a cuck he would leave her

I cannot possibly think of anything more boring and pathetic than caring about the you tubers girlfriend. If thats her in the picture then good for him, she’s hot and is probably good at fucking. Added bonus is her labor and livelihood aren’t threatened by the pandemic.

There’s nothing else to say

Why am I not suprised a chapo is spewing this

Downvote downie

I cannot possibly think of anything more boring and pathetic than caring about the you tubers girlfriend.

-you obviously care, see the sperging

-being a chapo is far more pathetic

Downvote downie

Chapo check

Downvote downie

Congratulations! I do not often downvote. You have earned mine.

You should agree with him tho.

Downvote downie

Terrible b8

Only good reply

You people are whats wrong with the left

Member when /r/deuxrama was about upboating everything? I member

user reports:
1: Does this retard not know how to post a direct .jpg link? Every fucking day he posts this shit

does this retard not know how to comment directly on a post?

Cope

This is what has become of your peaceful chat sub. Fear the Mdegenerate and the CAutist.

Seriously thoguh holy fuck i hate copying an image and putting it in discord AND ITS A FUCKING IMGUR ALBUM FUCK OFFN IGGER

Imagine giving a shit about this outside of enjoying all the juicy drama

he literally admits to being a cuck in the end

Actually getting upset about it is retarded I just think it’s repulsive

thats one mediocre ewhore

imagine watching a yootuber and caring about his life and gussy, when he starts fucking boys i'll start listening. Till then this 12 year old containment channel stays put.

Yes, I too concern myself with the relationships and sexuality of ecelebrities.

I’m not one to kink shame but ever since she came into his life, he’s basically been regressing to 2008 Runescape Wilderness Expert level and it concerns me.

👑

He’s not a simp. He’s a cuck

Not a simp though. More like a cuck/soy boy

Simpin' ain't easy but someone has to work hard to keep these e-thots employed.

Some people pay money to see pictures of his gf in underwear. What a total loser.

The only way to be a bigger loser is if your gf is so ugly that nobody would pay to see her in underwear.

Well, and having no gf at all. (No worries, deuxChads, bussy counts as a gf!)

Good of iDob to finally realize there’s nothing consistent about what autists believe.

Too bad he had to make a 10 minute seethe video to reach this enlightenment

Simp is overused but buying an onlyfans for a girl that doesn't even post nudes feels like the definition of a simp. Like damn dude jacking off to a Sears catalog is less pathetic than this.

For me it all depends on if idubbbz knew about the onlyfans account and if he was getting a cut. If he didn't get any of the cash then he is a simp and a beta. If he got his cut then he's simply prostituting his woman for $$$