What if I wanted to go out a legend?

1  2020-03-30 by CasanovaNova

I could imagine having Pilate ordering me to the mount, carrying my cross. As the crowds gather to jeer and weep at the sight before them, a whisper in my ear.

“Aye Jesus I made that manna bread for you as you asked.”

“Hit me with it brah”, said Jesus unto Matthew, one of his most faithful. As Jesus slowly climbed the double car bounce, stumbling as he went, the DD sank in.

“$TSLA will moon as they have direct to consumer car sales and don’t need you to ask your finance manager anymore whether they will get a loan or not.”

As Jesus felt himself removed from his Earthly Bloomberg terminal, all made sense. “You cannot keep printing tendies, when no American has spendies”, he said unto J.Pow.

With one swift move, he was hung and not to be seen for three days of markets being closed for weekend trading as SPY and DJI both succumb to the inflation of their false prophets.

On the third day, he filled his puts.

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You're showing your powerlevels here.

we'll see when you finally pull the damn trigger

Waiting for ACH funds to settle, starting with $120.

vat if a coconut fell on my head and killed me vhile i vas raping a yung guhl?

No

Start a fire for insurance reasons.

It's good to see you're still able to get coke and adderall during this pandemic

Good Vibrations is by the Beach Boys, you absolute mong

No you’re thinking of “She Loves You”- by Three Doors Down.

It’s here so it’s a fact.

Imagine the SEETHE here if Cassy ends up striking it rich. Deuxcoin could use some QE2

Make sure the reason you win a Darwin award is truly epic.