Father get dogpilled

1  2020-03-30 by Ikehkehkehtani

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So I’ve noticed there is a lot of people who are extremely insecure about their height, and I think it’s insane!

I believe short men are much more attractive than tall men. I believe around 5’ and 5’5 is the perfect height for men.

For instance, the shorter you are, the easier you are to pick up and have anal sex. Guys who are tall usually weigh a lot more, and are harder to adjust it properly. In my experience men who are short also tend to be cuter than taller men, though that’s not a fact, it just happens more often that I see a cute small guy.

The weight is a major benefit, the fact that you can be 110 lbs without being super skinny is awesome. I can appreciate a man who is in shape but isn’t going to break my back trying to lift.

In conclusion, be happy about your height

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Smh he should’ve recorded it

What the fuck man? You want the dog to go to jail?

>I've read mixed opinions

WHAT

Must've asked white women

Looks like he's a deuxchad

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He asked me

Men:

  • cheat
  • watch anime
  • dont do cunnilingus

Dogs:

  • are loyal
  • dont watch anime
  • do cunnilingus

Dogs are much better than men.

Women:

  • twerk
  • charge they phone
  • be bisexual
  • eat hot chip
  • lie

That's it, it's confirmed women, especially white women can do whatever the fuck they want

He loves his dog more than his daughter.

yikes

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yikes

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Is this just r/NoahGetTheBoat but with people making this same dead, dry dad joke "gee shucks maybe covid was a good thing *slaps knee and laughs loudly at own joke"?

Wow these retards are lame

reddit jokes are so fucking boring

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no its a collection of coronavirus mentions

Honestly this post is changing my opinion on MDEfugees. Maybe they are right about the world

Can’t be right about the world when you already lost at it

MDE has it all figured out

Now if only Sam Hyde could learn to be funny

He's too busy wanting to die

Maybe I want to die. Maybe I'm just so cool I want to die.

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lol fuck off

ahh I remember when I was at that stage of being redpilled

Only once it gains enough xp to evolve Ebola style bleeding out.

Totally normal. Be glad she's not doing that with high school boys.

This.

Plus it's the family dog, so it's not like the father is getting cucked. Strange dogs would be a big no-no though.

Keeping it in the family, plus she can't get pregnant. Honestly I don't see a problem here.

No STD as well. And dogs are cute, unlike m*n. There are literally no downsides here.

Plus they both have dog brains.

I would drop the dog off at a shelter

If they still had fire station drop offs for children including teens, I'd leave her in the drop box.

And the daughter off at an orphanage

And make sure it's a kill orphanage shelter.

🎣

Remember Colby?

I just can't believe this is real. I mean I can believe it but I don't want to.

This is what happens when you do a shit job of raising your kids.

SHE'S 12

How long did he stand there watching and why won't he give her name?

I remember the first time I talked to a wh🤢te w🤢man.

She told me she used to put peanut butter on her gussy and have her dog lick it off. Then she told me that it's normal for white girls to do this. Then she started talking about how gross black people are 😕

🎣

12-year-olds aren't supposed to know what sex is or how it works.

is this a normal phase

The main reply he got:

I am assuming that this is a sincere and serious question, and will respond by taking your concerns seriously. This is not a joke : such things do happen, though not often. it is not "just a normal phase that many girls go through", though and does need careful attention. Some children, probably at a younger age, may explore out of curiosity, exploring a pet animal without hostility ; but it can also be a part of a broader pattern of animal cruelty, and can be associated with later violent behaviour, and children can even be arrested for such an offense.
There are two areas of focus of concern. One is the animal itself, who is being exploited without being able to give true consent, and whose protection needs to be one of your priorities. Surely you can arrange to ensure that she no longer has private time alone with the dog ? Maybe you can even have some gentle discussions with her about how people often ignore the issues of animal rights, and that just because pets are usually friendly and gentle towards us, we have a duty to be especially careful not to exploit them in any way, because they cannot express themselves. Just as a Big Sister in her teens has a responsibility towards younger sibs, to protect them against risks they are too young to understand, we have a duty to be respectful towards out pets. And then of course your child needs to be your prime responsibility. She may be fine, but I'd have concerns about why a child of 12, well able to have a range of human friendships in ordinary and appropriate ways, is so focused on repeated sexual behaviour with an animal, This is not wholesome.
When a young child shows repeated inappropriate interest in sexual matters, usually expressed in flirtatious or frankly sexual approaches to adults, or even just excessive curiosity, it is appropriate to be concerned. It may indicate various types of unhappiness and can be an indicator of prior physical or sexual abuse of the child himself/herself.
It would be a really good idea to arrange for your daughter to see a good child psychologist for a detailed assessment. This should be able to indicate if there are significant areas of concern needing to be dealt with, and the psychologist should be able to help.
Don't you think you need to discuss his with your daughter ? You won't be able to ignore it, and pretending it didn't happen will not be healthy at all. You can be tactful, sympathetic and kind, but ask her to talk to you about what you witnessed and over-heard.
And please remember, all readers, that the best way any of us can safeguard our children is not to wait until there's a crisis, but to establish and maintain an ongoing and open friendly discussion with your children, within which each of you can raise any question or issue that troubles either of you, for discussion and resolution. Do, please feel free to return to this forum with fresh messages, to let us know how things develop.

source: https://m.health24.com/Experts/Question/My-daughter-is-having-sex-with-our-dog-20190930

Reminds me of that legendary thread on AITA about a father refusing to let his daughter buy a vibrator. She was of a similar age. Guess what Redd*tors decided.

He needs to man up and tag in for Fido. Lol imago e being cucked by your dog.