🤔 big facts 🤔

1  2020-03-31 by 600_lbs_of_sin

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Heh. Some of you Deuxcels are alright. Don't come to DeuxCHAT tomorrow.

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Shut the fuck up you absolute lobotomite. What a joke. Get a grip on reality, stop saying "cope" during a serious conversation just because your two braincells cant ever send signals to eachother to form a response. Honestly pathetic. Oh guys look at me Im so funny COPE! Its so funny and quirky right guys? Hahah. Shut the fuck up you absolute fucking dusty toilet. I would flush you down the drain in an instant.

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FACTS

Take the bussypill.

ohhh yeah take it 😏

Mohammed (salla-llahu 'alayhi wa sallam) predicted this ☝🏾 take as many wives as possible, just to spare them and take the bussy💊

Spartan soldiers took part in gay sex and they were definitely alfas

*Underage gay sex. That bussy was too good to pass up.

Well, that was a norm in Greece back then

Those were the days...

Knowing I will never be able to caress the wavy, flowing hair of an Ancient Greek boy as he falls asleep on my chest makes me want to kill myself.

After railing him obviously

Yeah, depressing as fuck...

I am not joking or being ironic.

inshallah

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Neither am I

I think this might be the beggining of a beautiful friendship.

😏😏😏

Wait

Am I talking to Brdfnn ?

Are you Brdfnn ?

Admit it !

Maybe...

look at him !!!

You'd fuck him, right ?

Admit it

Please admit it

I need to have evidence that it's actually you

A bit too young. Even I have limits.

Yo, I mean, he's 13, prime bussy and all that stuff

But whatever, at least I am talking to B#rdf#nn, 13 would be way too old for him/her/it

13? He looks 7

Search "Roman Griffin Davis"

I didn't watch Jojo Rabbit. Also, his teeth are totally fucked.

I didn't watch Jojo Rabbit

I didn't ask but okay

Also, his teeth are totally fucked.

Yep, that's why I said that he would need to shut his mouth

So what's like your "sweet spot" ?

  1. But I am very picky about the types of boys I like. I prefer brown hair with blue eyes.

Cool

I mean, let's be honest, Roman looks almost perfect, his facial features are godlike and I don't think that any child celebrity looks nearly as good as him, his teeth suck but like I said, he wouldn't have anything interesting to say anyway so why not just make sure he won't have to open it

And dude, seriously, watch Jojo Rabbit, he's absolutely stunning in that film, I've probably shot like gallons of seed while watching him

Waaaaaaaaaait a minute... you seem to be glowing a bit there boy.

Huh ?

I thought you were glowing man.

Dafuq does glowing mean ?

"CIA niggers glow in the dark"

Oh okay

So you were thinking that I was like, joking when I said all that stuff ?

I thought you were an AHS fag trying to get the sub banned.

Lmao waaaat

I was literally just discussing with fellow boy pussy worshipper

I know, that's why I said "Ignore the comment". Paranoia kinda fucked me up

Which one ?

Glowing in the dark. I edited it.

Oh okay

So, would you like to go back to discussing bussy ?

I think we discussed it enough for today bro. I already relapsed.

I'll dm ya