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Lol I’ve met people like this, in real life. They truly never measure up in anything they do. They can’t maintain eye contact, they don’t ever really accomplish anything, this is his only outlet because he’s too spineless, weak, and awkward to do anything else. He goes from sub to sub crying about some kind of criminal high fantasy as if anyone would ever notice him in real life. Someone’s probably bullying him as we speak lmao.
I wouldn't be in the army or making the uniforms haha manual labor is below me I would be designing them instead hehe and telling people what to do ;))
Radical communists always envision themselves as part of the party elite telling others what to do. They’re never the factory worker, farmer, or anything that has to do any actual work.
Because this is a fantasy of some lazy, suburban, middle-class white kids who just don’t want to actually work for a living. I’d love to see their faces when the revolution finally does happen and they’re thrown into the steel factory or on a farm.
That should probably be the least surprising, as in progressive activism you basically only have 'figureheads'(they call themselves leaders or managers or organizers) and 'people best suited to holding signs'.
Imagine thinking that you can help start a major revolution but still have to write down on your calendar to remind yourself the rents due at the end of each month.
Hey comrades I'm sick of watching capitalist corporate entertainment are there any socialist alternatives? Oh I'm a Leninist-Marxist by the way and also a vegan.
If I were still in highschool I'd throw this retard's bag down stairs to make the fatass go down and get them then it would have to run back up as fast as it can before the classroom door closes.
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14 yondercode 2020-04-01
fuckin legit upvoted comment HAHAHAHAHAHAH
7 AlexJones_GayFrog 2020-04-01
For a few years the terminally online socialists have taken to being proud of being obese couch potatoes.
2 muchomasturbations 2020-04-01
they're either anorexic or fat
but yes reading theory is definitely going to cause your elusive revolution
1 trowawaeij 2020-04-01
Very strange comment for an idealistic movement
1 SlowFatHusky 2020-04-01
It's all about representation.
9 Snazzy_Sausage27 2020-04-01
8 Bummunism 2020-04-01
Shared account, duh.
7 daviddavidtwice2 2020-04-01
Have they ever heard of torrents ?
4 Brother_Steven 2020-04-01
The Brazilian government uses torrents for most of its essential software, how do American socialists not realize these things exist?
1 theworstever 2020-04-01
Just mega everything behind a VPN you cucks. Its 2020.
Join the future fucking boomers.
1 -Kite-Man- 2020-04-01
But where do they find the mega links
1 liberules 2020-04-01
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1 Bummunism 2020-04-01
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1 -Kite-Man- 2020-04-01
You mean the person you're replying to?
1 daviddavidtwice2 2020-04-01
Nah, those.socialists
6 wohSdooGAstI 2020-04-01
You LIVE in a society and yet you choose to partake in unnecessary decadence and entertainment produce by the very people you claim to loathe 😏
8 SnapshillBot 2020-04-01
Lol I’ve met people like this, in real life. They truly never measure up in anything they do. They can’t maintain eye contact, they don’t ever really accomplish anything, this is his only outlet because he’s too spineless, weak, and awkward to do anything else. He goes from sub to sub crying about some kind of criminal high fantasy as if anyone would ever notice him in real life. Someone’s probably bullying him as we speak lmao.
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5 LeEpicMemerDude69420 2020-04-01
wtf I thought this was a real comment at first
4 I_poop_in_The_Dark 2020-04-01
Serious slaps from sentient snappy.
4 morethanjustasloth 2020-04-01
THIS BOT IS SENTIENT.
1 BanteredRho 2020-04-01
S E N T I E N T
1 forseti911 2020-04-01
Snappy's taking NO prisoners
1 dedoid69 2020-04-01
Holy shit it’s gained sentience
8 Fughtmeulilbitch 2020-04-01
Ugly people tend not to like the status quo, who can blame them?
2 Imissyoupiffany 2020-04-01
Same motivation as orcs, more or less
1 Rtoipn 2020-04-01
That's why Orks are better. Instead of "I'm mad because I'm ugly" it's simply "DA GREN IZ DA BESTEST, RIGHT BOYZ?"
1 ATissu 2020-04-01
Or poor people not wanting to pay rent, who would have thought. Muh rent seeking lmfao if it's so easy to be a landlord just buy a house too 🤣
1 collectijism 2020-04-01
Just an fyi when the landlords come to the soup kitchens we will feed them
1 theworstever 2020-04-01
Hey! I'm ugly and I'm fine with the status quo.
1 -Kite-Man- 2020-04-01
7 boyoyoyoyong 2020-04-01
https://m.imgur.com/a/T9LyRh5
6 Fughtmeulilbitch 2020-04-01
Most of those faggots would be purged, and that’s good.
1 alexicov 2020-04-01
Whoever wins the revolution they get purged. I can stand behind this
1 queerjihad 2020-04-01
No they'd be the communal bussies
5 brdfinnsnumberonefan 2020-04-01
I would be Stalin
2 Wopitikitotengo 2020-04-01
I'd be lavrenti Beria except I would abduct smooth, nubile young twinks instead of vile smelly g*ssy 🤮
1 liberules 2020-04-01
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1 aj_thenoob 2020-04-01
I wouldn't be in the army or making the uniforms haha manual labor is below me I would be designing them instead hehe and telling people what to do ;))
2 boyoyoyoyong 2020-04-01
I know and have you seen communist military uniforms, they're no Hugo boss Nazi fashion
1 wizdumb337 2020-04-01
I would make extravagant coffees with detailed foam artwork.
1 trowawaeij 2020-04-01
Ah yes the Social Realist Barrista
1 AugustinesBitchBoy 2020-04-01
I like how most of them are actual jobs you could do right now and probably live a better life doing it, rather than under a socialist regime.
1 SemiCel 2020-04-01
Radical communists always envision themselves as part of the party elite telling others what to do. They’re never the factory worker, farmer, or anything that has to do any actual work.
Because this is a fantasy of some lazy, suburban, middle-class white kids who just don’t want to actually work for a living. I’d love to see their faces when the revolution finally does happen and they’re thrown into the steel factory or on a farm.
1 PlasticXoomer 2020-04-01
Uniform design. I want our troops to look FABULOUSSSSSA!
1 strumyabird 2020-04-01
Meth addict who gets government made meth.
1 imadethistoshitpostt 2020-04-01
Let me give you some more realist options.
Peasant factory worker/Peasant farm worker/ Infantry
6 AnotherLibtardRekt 2020-04-01
I give up at this point honestly. Remember everyone: bully young and often
2 PeachyKeen9325 2020-04-01
Bullying works
1 trowawaeij 2020-04-01
Weeding the garden
1 Godsdj 2020-04-01
Better a warrior in the garden than a gardener in the war.
1 I_WILL_SEX_UR_FACE 2020-04-01
faggot
6 FatFuck420_ 2020-04-01
hahahAHAHAHA
6 CrackWhorePepe 2020-04-01
I like how the far-left mostly have non-whites on there photo ops and drawings but they are an extremely white group.
2 AnotherLibtardRekt 2020-04-01
It's part of the LARP
1 ConfrontationalKosm 2020-04-01
Even the figureheads, there are very few non white ones I’ve seen with the breadtube shit.
1 -Kite-Man- 2020-04-01
That should probably be the least surprising, as in progressive activism you basically only have 'figureheads'(they call themselves leaders or managers or organizers) and 'people best suited to holding signs'.
1 CrackWhorePepe 2020-04-01
This is there cope
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=breadtube+white
1 myNAMEjef420 2020-04-01
If the day ends in a y leftoids are infighting over who is the wokest.
1 -Kite-Man- 2020-04-01
It's called jungle fever, there's a whole song about it.
1 20000meilen 2020-04-01
Its the inverse of how far-rightoids are mostly 56%ers. The law of connected opposites is proven right once again.
1 SemiCel 2020-04-01
90% of them are lazy, middle-class, suburban white kids who’v never worked a day in their life.
4 FreedomFromIgnorance 2020-04-01
At least socialism would help her lose that extra 80 pounds.
1 sh1tpo5ta 2020-04-01
more like 180 pounds when breadline rations kick in
1 queerjihad 2020-04-01
Communism would be great for Americans health
Not because of healthcare but rather because of the forced diet
1 -ColonelMortimer- 2020-04-01
Think of it, forced diet for fatties would be a great part of healthcare.
3 arsepirate69 2020-04-01
Patient 0 of the corona-virus; coincidentally, the bat species she was eating is now extinct.
4 LetsGetSQ_uirre_Ly 2020-04-01
Mao did have a way to handle pests 🤪
3 MisterMedeez 2020-04-01
Where are the deuxchad death squads when you need em?
3 Emo_Emoji 2020-04-01
She takes eat the rich literally.
2 muchomasturbations 2020-04-01
can they at least be like the soviets in making healthy eating propaganda, even if it is soy
2 wizdumb337 2020-04-01
Imagine thinking that you can help start a major revolution but still have to write down on your calendar to remind yourself the rents due at the end of each month.
2 SeaofAltWhites 2020-04-01
As if that thing could read a book, all it knows how to do is eat hot chipy and lie on the couch.
1 habibi_1993 2020-04-01
it also knows how to watch cartoons and shove shit up its holes
2 strumyabird 2020-04-01
Hey comrades I'm sick of watching capitalist corporate entertainment are there any socialist alternatives? Oh I'm a Leninist-Marxist by the way and also a vegan.
1 Gus_Habistat 2020-04-01
Mmmm. I like em thicc and over socialized.
1 toomanytabsopen 2020-04-01
Looks like she's been binging on that fridge
1 wizdumb337 2020-04-01
All you chuds assuming that that's a biofoid..
1 ro0te 2020-04-01
lol OP transcripted it in the comments for all the blind socialist revolutionaries
1 YeetSauce102 2020-04-01
From the socialism thread
"I like how modern propaganda has people who look like how we actually look like."
Zero self awareness, they actually are this stupid.
https://www.reddit.com/r/socialism/comments/fsfjo5/comment/fm1p1nq
1 hunnidbands_ 2020-04-01
i will gladly gun down everyone if these losers
1 rDramaCel 2020-04-01
Canadians can't be that jacked(in weight), right?
1 Schr1mpy 2020-04-01
Why do they think Communism works?
1 MrSecondForEvil 2020-04-01
Too thin by half.
1 SchnupfStaffel 2020-04-01
Netflix and Marx aren't the only things this socialist braphog binged.
1 -ColonelMortimer- 2020-04-01
Apparently, she binges food too.
1 agrees2retards 2020-04-01
If I were still in highschool I'd throw this retard's bag down stairs to make the fatass go down and get them then it would have to run back up as fast as it can before the classroom door closes.
1 bdmabeats 2020-04-01
Ugliest art/poster I've ever seen, I can't believe real socialist drew this unironically.
1 -ColonelMortimer- 2020-04-01
Yeah what happened with socialist realism? The only realistic about this is her weight
1 habibi_1993 2020-04-01
they think masturbating is revolutionary
1 Tycoronachan 2020-04-01
>.ca
Of fucking course. $20 says the "person" who made this is in Toronto
1 jamesovertail 2020-04-01
Lol, they don't read theory, it's YouTube videos and TikToks
2 Legio-Sicilia 2020-04-01
Can I get muh communist manifesto on audiobook by Amazon.
1 endians 2020-04-01
Looks like an r/socialism member, I don't see any problem
1 rnjbond 2020-04-01
I'm sure these are the people leading the revolution and not the first people to be killed.
1 Human6928 2020-04-01
God I hate leafs
1 Rational_Meme 2020-04-01
Socialism does not.. Just look Chernobyl and Wuhan.