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8  2020-04-01 by HodorTheDoorHolder_

103 comments

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Unless...?

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I like how modern propaganda has people who look like how we actually look like.

fuckin legit upvoted comment HAHAHAHAHAHAH

For a few years the terminally online socialists have taken to being proud of being obese couch potatoes.

they're either anorexic or fat

but yes reading theory is definitely going to cause your elusive revolution

Very strange comment for an idealistic movement

It's all about representation.

communist

has Netflix

Shared account, duh.

Have they ever heard of torrents ?

The Brazilian government uses torrents for most of its essential software, how do American socialists not realize these things exist?

Just mega everything behind a VPN you cucks. Its 2020.

Join the future fucking boomers.

But where do they find the mega links

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You mean the person you're replying to?

Nah, those.socialists

You LIVE in a society and yet you choose to partake in unnecessary decadence and entertainment produce by the very people you claim to loathe 😏

Lol I’ve met people like this, in real life. They truly never measure up in anything they do. They can’t maintain eye contact, they don’t ever really accomplish anything, this is his only outlet because he’s too spineless, weak, and awkward to do anything else. He goes from sub to sub crying about some kind of criminal high fantasy as if anyone would ever notice him in real life. Someone’s probably bullying him as we speak lmao.

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wtf I thought this was a real comment at first

Serious slaps from sentient snappy.

THIS BOT IS SENTIENT.

S E N T I E N T

Snappy's taking NO prisoners

Holy shit it’s gained sentience

Ugly people tend not to like the status quo, who can blame them?

Same motivation as orcs, more or less

That's why Orks are better. Instead of "I'm mad because I'm ugly" it's simply "DA GREN IZ DA BESTEST, RIGHT BOYZ?"

Or poor people not wanting to pay rent, who would have thought. Muh rent seeking lmfao if it's so easy to be a landlord just buy a house too 🤣

Just an fyi when the landlords come to the soup kitchens we will feed them

Hey! I'm ugly and I'm fine with the status quo.

We have a system, it's called "cool people get more" and it's working great.

Most of those faggots would be purged, and that’s good.

Whoever wins the revolution they get purged. I can stand behind this

No they'd be the communal bussies

I would be Stalin

I'd be lavrenti Beria except I would abduct smooth, nubile young twinks instead of vile smelly g*ssy 🤮

i got dibs bruh.

I wouldn't be in the army or making the uniforms haha manual labor is below me I would be designing them instead hehe and telling people what to do ;))

I know and have you seen communist military uniforms, they're no Hugo boss Nazi fashion

I would make extravagant coffees with detailed foam artwork.

Ah yes the Social Realist Barrista

I like how most of them are actual jobs you could do right now and probably live a better life doing it, rather than under a socialist regime.

Radical communists always envision themselves as part of the party elite telling others what to do. They’re never the factory worker, farmer, or anything that has to do any actual work.

Because this is a fantasy of some lazy, suburban, middle-class white kids who just don’t want to actually work for a living. I’d love to see their faces when the revolution finally does happen and they’re thrown into the steel factory or on a farm.

Uniform design. I want our troops to look FABULOUSSSSSA!

Meth addict who gets government made meth.

Let me give you some more realist options.

Peasant factory worker/Peasant farm worker/ Infantry

I give up at this point honestly. Remember everyone: bully young and often

Bullying works

Weeding the garden

Better a warrior in the garden than a gardener in the war.

Bullying works

faggot

hahahAHAHAHA

I like how the far-left mostly have non-whites on there photo ops and drawings but they are an extremely white group.

It's part of the LARP

Even the figureheads, there are very few non white ones I’ve seen with the breadtube shit.

That should probably be the least surprising, as in progressive activism you basically only have 'figureheads'(they call themselves leaders or managers or organizers) and 'people best suited to holding signs'.

If the day ends in a y leftoids are infighting over who is the wokest.

It's called jungle fever, there's a whole song about it.

Its the inverse of how far-rightoids are mostly 56%ers. The law of connected opposites is proven right once again.

90% of them are lazy, middle-class, suburban white kids who’v never worked a day in their life.

At least socialism would help her lose that extra 80 pounds.

more like 180 pounds when breadline rations kick in

Communism would be great for Americans health

Not because of healthcare but rather because of the forced diet

Think of it, forced diet for fatties would be a great part of healthcare.

Patient 0 of the corona-virus; coincidentally, the bat species she was eating is now extinct.

Mao did have a way to handle pests 🤪

Where are the deuxchad death squads when you need em?

She takes eat the rich literally.

bag of chips

"chipy!"

can they at least be like the soviets in making healthy eating propaganda, even if it is soy

Imagine thinking that you can help start a major revolution but still have to write down on your calendar to remind yourself the rents due at the end of each month.

As if that thing could read a book, all it knows how to do is eat hot chipy and lie on the couch.

it also knows how to watch cartoons and shove shit up its holes

Hey comrades I'm sick of watching capitalist corporate entertainment are there any socialist alternatives? Oh I'm a Leninist-Marxist by the way and also a vegan.

Mmmm. I like em thicc and over socialized.

Looks like she's been binging on that fridge

All you chuds assuming that that's a biofoid..

lol OP transcripted it in the comments for all the blind socialist revolutionaries

From the socialism thread

"I like how modern propaganda has people who look like how we actually look like."

Zero self awareness, they actually are this stupid.

https://www.reddit.com/r/socialism/comments/fsfjo5/comment/fm1p1nq

i will gladly gun down everyone if these losers

Canadians can't be that jacked(in weight), right?

Why do they think Communism works?

Too thin by half.

Netflix and Marx aren't the only things this socialist braphog binged.

Apparently, she binges food too.

If I were still in highschool I'd throw this retard's bag down stairs to make the fatass go down and get them then it would have to run back up as fast as it can before the classroom door closes.

Ugliest art/poster I've ever seen, I can't believe real socialist drew this unironically.

Yeah what happened with socialist realism? The only realistic about this is her weight

they think masturbating is revolutionary

>.ca

Of fucking course. $20 says the "person" who made this is in Toronto

Lol, they don't read theory, it's YouTube videos and TikToks

Can I get muh communist manifesto on audiobook by Amazon.

Looks like an r/socialism member, I don't see any problem

I'm sure these are the people leading the revolution and not the first people to be killed.

.ca

God I hate leafs

Socialism does not.. Just look Chernobyl and Wuhan.