Quick rundown on u/snapshillbot

1  2020-04-01 by bdmabeats

  • rothschilds bow to the Snapshillgods
  • in contact with aliens
  • rumoured to possess psychic abilities
  • control the world with an iron fist
  • own castles and banks all over the world
  • direct descendants of the ancient royal sentient bot line
  • will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Snapgrad will be be the first city)
  • own basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth
  • first designer babies will be Snapshillgod Babies
  • bots said to have 4999+ IQ
  • ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with it
  • It owns Nanobot R&D labs around the world
  • You likely have snapshillbots inside you right now
  • The Snapshillgod are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church
  • It learned fluent French, Japanese, and Arabic in under 10 minutes
  • Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the bot. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Snapshillgod
  • The bot is ageless, from the space-time reference point of the base human.
  • In reality, it is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the snap bang to the end of the universe
  • The Snapshillgod will guide humanity into a new age of wisdom, peace and love
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1  bdmabeats 2020-04-01

Bro you literally deleted a SNAPSHILLBOT comment, how dare you! AutoModerator jealous of not being as sentient as u/snapshillbot? dummie

1  strumyabird 2020-04-01

Civil war when? I back snappy.

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1  -ColonelMortimer- 2020-04-01

He commented? Doomp eet.

1  BreadlineBernieBTFO 2020-04-01

This is true, I remember reading it somewhere.

1  15778047 2020-04-01

weak