2 people in line in front of me.
One of them was a lady wearing gloves and touching her face with her gloved hands
like she thought the gloves were forcefileds against germs.
Rubbed her nose 4 times.
Guy in front of her was chewing on his fingernails like they were made of cheeseburgers.
Realized how fucked we are
Find Jesus, lads. Wash your hands. Minimize jerking off for higher test to combat the plague
I was in a quite chaotic socially-distanced queue outside a shop today, and it wasn't working well at all because people were standing all over the place so it was hard to tell who was first, and in the end some old codger just looked at everybody else and said out loud "this is fucking shite!" before storming off. Made me feel quite proud to be Scottish. ;;
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2 toomanytabsopen 2020-04-01
Find Jesus, lads. Wash your hands. Minimize jerking off for higher test to combat the plague
1 AugustinesBitchBoy 2020-04-01
It’s just a cough you fucking pussy
2 LetsGetSQ_uirre_Ly 2020-04-01
none of those actions have literally any bearing on that OP catching wuflu.
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1 double-happiness 2020-04-01
I was in a quite chaotic socially-distanced queue outside a shop today, and it wasn't working well at all because people were standing all over the place so it was hard to tell who was first, and in the end some old codger just looked at everybody else and said out loud "this is fucking shite!" before storming off. Made me feel quite proud to be Scottish. ;;
1 anuddahuna 2020-04-01
I am considering visiting my local store in full stalker gear as i am now forced to wear a mask by the gov
1 sh1tpo5ta 2020-04-01
does wuflu transfer by farts
I need to fart on someone
1 toomanytabsopen 2020-04-01
1 teaspoon of corona virus in the ass is all that's required to spread it by fart