these are the same people that claim that men only like bathroom and sex humor while i don't know of any male comedian that does that, meanwhile in the female comedian world....
No, you see, feminist-type fetishization of sluffed-off uterine lining and menstrual blood celebrates the beauty of female bodies, and simultaneously signifies how much harder women have it than men.
This lets them feel both superior and victimized at the same time: the ultimate prize of womanhood to these people.
BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now.... BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite..... BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….
I actually carry around a point-and-shoot film camera, and regularly take pictures of people in public to add to my own cringe compilation. I make sure the flash is on and say "SNAP" when I do it.
The following is a list of situations in which I've added people to my cringe compilation:
A man I was secretly watching at the gym was unable to complete a full set during his workout (I was counting) and at an unimpressive weight no less.
An elderly woman on the bus dropped her change while attempting to pay for a ticket.
The gentleman making my sandwiches at subway had to ask for clarification no less than 3 times during the sandwich creation process.
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5 boyoyoyoyong 2020-04-01
She was so preoccupied with whether or not they could post this, she didn’t stop to think if they should.
4 JanniesGuzzleCum 2020-04-01
Imagine being married to this womanchild
5 InterestedVoter2k16 2020-04-01
dont be fooled by the pibble with a human name
4 BalkanAlcoholism 2020-04-01
these are the same people that claim that men only like bathroom and sex humor while i don't know of any male comedian that does that, meanwhile in the female comedian world....
retarded whales
1 strumyabird 2020-04-01
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1 Tardigrade_Sex_Party 2020-04-01
No, you see, feminist-type fetishization of sluffed-off uterine lining and menstrual blood celebrates the beauty of female bodies, and simultaneously signifies how much harder women have it than men.
This lets them feel both superior and victimized at the same time: the ultimate prize of womanhood to these people.
https://i.imgur.com/22mxccy.jpeg
2 Aletherios 2020-04-01
Women are funny
2 agrees2retards 2020-04-01
Simp
1 JanniesGuzzleCum 2020-04-01
Women are funny. Get over it, incel
1 dabbedonp 2020-04-01
April fools!
2 agrees2retards 2020-04-01
Repeal the 19th
1 Msmit71 2020-04-01
Invert it instead. Keep letting them vote, but without telling anyone make them count as -1 instead.
1 CanadianAsshole1 2020-04-01
Yeah, this is big brain time
2 RareSector0 2020-04-01
BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now.... BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite..... BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….
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I actually carry around a point-and-shoot film camera, and regularly take pictures of people in public to add to my own cringe compilation. I make sure the flash is on and say "SNAP" when I do it.
The following is a list of situations in which I've added people to my cringe compilation:
A man I was secretly watching at the gym was unable to complete a full set during his workout (I was counting) and at an unimpressive weight no less.
An elderly woman on the bus dropped her change while attempting to pay for a ticket.
The gentleman making my sandwiches at subway had to ask for clarification no less than 3 times during the sandwich creation process.
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1 thoroughlythrown 2020-04-01
Posting TwoX is cheating, it's all complaining about periods or "To the X who Y'd.." vague open letters about shit that doesn't matter.
1 prisonlambshanks 2020-04-01
I hate that I'm straight
1 dabbedonp 2020-04-01
The way of the Bussy welcomes you, my brother.
1 extremelybased 2020-04-01
Letting w*men post on the internet was a mistake
Also:
1 jzekyll5 2020-04-01
Chad shitting on your Soyfag hubby’s floor vs Tyrone excavating your insides with his footlong shit dick
1 ProEvilOperations 2020-04-01
😋😋😋
1 strumyabird 2020-04-01
Period blood is a good source of iron
1 zacharysniper420 2020-04-01
woman talking about shitting......reported
1 SchnupfStaffel 2020-04-01
clap clap clap clap
1 YTtears4fearsDSCoolC 2020-04-01
This should be pasta.