If you brought this up to any Incest-American they'd tell you a nice fantasy tale about how every single person in the middle of the country somehow lives off the land away from other people and would not be affected by the virus. These are also the states that were offered money by black president man to have healthcare in their communities and denied it because they wouldn't take nigger money. The rural white man was the first person in American history to ever utter the phrase "gibs me dat". Get fucked idiots. DIE JAJAJAJA.
Having lived on a farm: it's not super romantic, it's not "living off the land" or self-determination (well not much more than any rest of the country).
But it is peaceful. You wake up to the sound of birds chirping and you can shoot guns, ride motorcycles, or go fishing every day. I don't know what more any man could ask for.
So what you were getting at is that you believe rural America is in fact not inbred, but the opposite? A region that embodies the pinnacle of human genetics?
Like you clearly don't believe that, you weren't being ironic or sarcastic. "Inbred rural folk" a common trope in online politics, but unlike FBI crime statistics it has zero factual basis.
you mean like how every single person that uses the term fentanyl-american unironically believes that every single individual under that category literally ingests fentanyl? or like how you just used a word ironically to criticize me for not using a word literally?
You've been the one pushing the whole "everything must be literal" this entire time, I never said that, despite how badly you clearly want me to say it. The closest I came was point out that I had in fact said "ebic" with a "b".
Like seriously it's a really dumb rhetorical ploy, especially when the person you're arguing against is deliberately not taking the bait.
You were unironically suggesting rural Americans are (generally speaking) inbred though. That's the whole point. You literally believe that, and at the end of the day, that's what you were trying to communicate.
Speaking in generalities that obviously don't apply to literally every single individual is a rhetorically different thing than what irony is.
Generalizations are still literal, they're just talking about things like averages and distributions.
no, i also use the term NASCAR-American, and I don't actually think that they do when I use that term. if you want to pretend that i literally meant inbreeding because it lets you feel like you're winning, then that's your choice and not mine
Nascar-American is based in reality though, that makes sense since it's a rural state thing. I am in fact a "coastal elite" and I've never met a single Nascar fan.
In what way did you figuratively mean inbred? Like so far you seem to have maintained that you actually meant it in all ways except being responsible for saying it.
as in the whole stereotypical image which is a slack jawed rural idiot, and there are idiots in the city obviously as well. doesn't matter if there are real people in the world that watch NASCAR if I am using the term in reference to people who I specifically don't even think watch NASCAR
See that's just not a great strategy. Like there absolutely are correlations out there to reference and leverage, but you're gonna be a lot more successful if you really know there's something to them when you use them.
It's all about the fence-sitter reading your comment, and that includes what happens when they decide to seriously look into it. I personally would take a analytical autismo convert over a bratty snarkloard any day.
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2 BalkanAlcoholism 2020-04-01
If you brought this up to any Incest-American they'd tell you a nice fantasy tale about how every single person in the middle of the country somehow lives off the land away from other people and would not be affected by the virus. These are also the states that were offered money by black president man to have healthcare in their communities and denied it because they wouldn't take nigger money. The rural white man was the first person in American history to ever utter the phrase "gibs me dat". Get fucked idiots. DIE JAJAJAJA.
3 happyorangejuce 2020-04-01
Having lived on a farm: it's not super romantic, it's not "living off the land" or self-determination (well not much more than any rest of the country).
But it is peaceful. You wake up to the sound of birds chirping and you can shoot guns, ride motorcycles, or go fishing every day. I don't know what more any man could ask for.
2 RobespierreWas2Nice 2020-04-01
Shag the finest cows in the land. Acadian paradise.
1 happyorangejuce 2020-04-01
There used to be a dairy on the farm, but they sold all the cows before I was born.
So I'm sadly not a furry :*(
1 strumyabird 2020-04-01
A mountain of bussy and meth.
1 happyorangejuce 2020-04-01
Living the Andrew Gillum dream
2 dabbedonp 2020-04-01
Based whitoids. I’d die too before taking gub bux handouts. Better dead than red.
1 LetsGetSQ_uirre_Ly 2020-04-01
unfortunately, the $2T bailout ensures both dead AND red 🤭
1 donaldslabia 2020-04-01
sir the appropriate term is fetanyl-americans
1 DilateTheCaliphate 2020-04-01
when the very first word of your ebic sassy title is entirely the opposite of what you claim
3 BalkanAlcoholism 2020-04-01
when you have literally no other card to play, selectively interpret words literally in order to deflect and win
very "clever" m'drug addict
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1 DilateTheCaliphate 2020-04-01
there's one definition of "inbred". If you don't want people pointing out you're literally incorrect, just don't be literally incorrect.
1 BalkanAlcoholism 2020-04-01
u mean like u calling it epic when it's not
ok
1 DilateTheCaliphate 2020-04-01
I called it ebic specifically to indicate that it was not in fact epic.
2 BalkanAlcoholism 2020-04-01
so a word that is used in a manner that is not literal
ok
1 DilateTheCaliphate 2020-04-01
So what you were getting at is that you believe rural America is in fact not inbred, but the opposite? A region that embodies the pinnacle of human genetics?
Like you clearly don't believe that, you weren't being ironic or sarcastic. "Inbred rural folk" a common trope in online politics, but unlike FBI crime statistics it has zero factual basis.
2 BalkanAlcoholism 2020-04-01
you mean like how every single person that uses the term fentanyl-american unironically believes that every single individual under that category literally ingests fentanyl? or like how you just used a word ironically to criticize me for not using a word literally?
lmao white nigger
1 DilateTheCaliphate 2020-04-01
"every single person" is a total straw-man, I'm saying there isn't even a correlation.
1 BalkanAlcoholism 2020-04-01
even in that case the term is not literal
1 DilateTheCaliphate 2020-04-01
You've been the one pushing the whole "everything must be literal" this entire time, I never said that, despite how badly you clearly want me to say it. The closest I came was point out that I had in fact said "ebic" with a "b".
Like seriously it's a really dumb rhetorical ploy, especially when the person you're arguing against is deliberately not taking the bait.
1 BalkanAlcoholism 2020-04-01
ok
1 DilateTheCaliphate 2020-04-01
You were unironically suggesting rural Americans are (generally speaking) inbred though. That's the whole point. You literally believe that, and at the end of the day, that's what you were trying to communicate.
Speaking in generalities that obviously don't apply to literally every single individual is a rhetorically different thing than what irony is.
Generalizations are still literal, they're just talking about things like averages and distributions.
1 BalkanAlcoholism 2020-04-01
no, i also use the term NASCAR-American, and I don't actually think that they do when I use that term. if you want to pretend that i literally meant inbreeding because it lets you feel like you're winning, then that's your choice and not mine
1 DilateTheCaliphate 2020-04-01
Nascar-American is based in reality though, that makes sense since it's a rural state thing. I am in fact a "coastal elite" and I've never met a single Nascar fan.
In what way did you figuratively mean inbred? Like so far you seem to have maintained that you actually meant it in all ways except being responsible for saying it.
1 BalkanAlcoholism 2020-04-01
as in the whole stereotypical image which is a slack jawed rural idiot, and there are idiots in the city obviously as well. doesn't matter if there are real people in the world that watch NASCAR if I am using the term in reference to people who I specifically don't even think watch NASCAR
1 DilateTheCaliphate 2020-04-01
See that's just not a great strategy. Like there absolutely are correlations out there to reference and leverage, but you're gonna be a lot more successful if you really know there's something to them when you use them.
It's all about the fence-sitter reading your comment, and that includes what happens when they decide to seriously look into it. I personally would take a analytical autismo convert over a bratty snarkloard any day.
1 FroppyHoppyMyFloppy 2020-04-01
Not wrong, but still this is seethe
1 LetsGetSQ_uirre_Ly 2020-04-01
So you’re saying they’re better at tax evasion than you?
1 constantinople_2053 2020-04-01
I'm sure the US would look the same if it were per-state🤭 no way city-chads bail out ruralcels, that would never happen, right🤭
1 DilateTheCaliphate 2020-04-01
Given that rural America is still almost, half the population, the worst it could possibly be is .2%, which is still nothing.
And that’s assuming cities are at 0 and the nation as a whole is right at the .1% cut off.
1 strumyabird 2020-04-01
People on the coast matter the most 😎😎