Holy fuck that was hilarious! I cannot stop laughing! Take my upvote! Take another from my second account! Hell, take a silver, why not? Scratch that, a gold! Scratch that, a platinum even! God, just come to my house and plunge your 2-incher into my gaping asshole already! You can have my wallet afterwards too! Take the credit cards too, I’ll even give you the PIN numbers! Hell, you can take the whole damn house while you’re at it! You can even have my wife and kids if you want! I’m willing to go into poverty just because your post on reddit.com was that funny! I think there’s only one thing that would have made your post even funnier, though:
We are a proud and intellectual people, so I would like to present you, my friends, with the greatest and most famous of our literary works. I hope you will enjoy🇰🇿
"
Imagine a life as a woman..
Imagine a life where you have never been great at anything, never felt the urge to be great at anything, never felt that magnetic admiration to someone who was great at something, wanted to imitate and ultimately defeat him. Just nothing. Literally all you do in life is exist. Occupy space. pass the time. You're a chick.
You're bored, as usual, tweeting about your fucking hair and not even feeling any kind of happiness from it, just soothing your constant need to be bitter and cunty and petty toward other women. Every single thing you've done in the past year was mundane, shallow, and boring. You spent the last six hours reading kinda-interesting Reddit stories about people who made interesting Halloween hats for their kids or some stupid bullshit that you think is interesting and you may say is interesting but you're not really sure if it's really interesting. You're just fucking sitting there, gestating, fermenting, with a moist hole between your legs that guarantees you'll at least never have to get up and move around and work to support yourself.
And then you see men, over in some corner, having fun. You've never seen this before. What are they even doing? Instead of their consciousnesses merely sitting in their thick skull and revolving around itself, they are imbuing their conscious energy and intentionality into external objects, crafts, goals, projects. All the bitterness and cuntiness you feel nonstop seems to be absent, as they congratulate each other for being victorious, and happily learn from someone who defeated them. These creatures are truly content to be alive. They have found purpose in a purposeless universe.
And your gaze turns back on itself, on your self, and you realise you've never had that. You can never have it. You're just a stupid cunt. So you get up, you walk over there, and you fucking ruin everything. Just ruin the whole fucking thing. The five seconds of attention you get will be worth destroying it. Because you're a woman.
I noticed you dropped 4 f-bombs in this comment. This might be necessary, but using nicer language makes the whole world a better place.
Maybe you need to blow off some steam - in which case, go get a drink of water and come back later. This is just the internet and sometimes it can be helpful to cool down for a second.
Unluckily most females are like that in Argentina, none of them is worried about politics, science or philosophy things it’s impossible to have a chat about other thing than gossip
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1 SnapshillBot 2020-04-02
Holy fuck that was hilarious! I cannot stop laughing! Take my upvote! Take another from my second account! Hell, take a silver, why not? Scratch that, a gold! Scratch that, a platinum even! God, just come to my house and plunge your 2-incher into my gaping asshole already! You can have my wallet afterwards too! Take the credit cards too, I’ll even give you the PIN numbers! Hell, you can take the whole damn house while you’re at it! You can even have my wife and kids if you want! I’m willing to go into poverty just because your post on reddit.com was that funny! I think there’s only one thing that would have made your post even funnier, though:
If it wasn’t a goddamn repost
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1 2Manadeal2btw 2020-04-02
The foid needs "likes dogs and having fun". Otherwise accurate.
2 The_Noobiest_Noob 2020-04-02
Loves to travel. Sassy, quirky 😘 not your ordinary girl!!
2 W01fTamer 2020-04-02
"be the Jim to my Pam 😍"
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1 alphabachelor 2020-04-02
FIFY.
1 WearerOfAsshats 2020-04-02
"I love pizza 🍕😍🍕😍🍕😍"
1 CanadianAsshole1 2020-04-02
🤔🤔🤔
1 le_ebin_trolecel 2020-04-02
Dont forget the wine!
1 librepensador93 2020-04-02
Good evening fellas, It just happen that i have no positive opinions on females
1 Goes_Down_on_Women 2020-04-02
Using the term females is derogatory and dehumanizing, incel
2 JanniesGuzzleCum 2020-04-02
Front holes is the best term, since it's trans inclusionary too!
1 OuttaTime42069 2020-04-02
Broads
1 Comrade_Natalie 2020-04-02
Chicks 🐤🐣🐥
1 5StarUberPassenger 2020-04-02
Whores
1 LegacyAccountComprom 2020-04-02
Ribs
1 constantinople_2053 2020-04-02
Greetings from 🇰🇿Kazakhstan 🇰🇿
We are a proud and intellectual people, so I would like to present you, my friends, with the greatest and most famous of our literary works. I hope you will enjoy🇰🇿
"
Imagine a life as a woman..
Imagine a life where you have never been great at anything, never felt the urge to be great at anything, never felt that magnetic admiration to someone who was great at something, wanted to imitate and ultimately defeat him. Just nothing. Literally all you do in life is exist. Occupy space. pass the time. You're a chick. You're bored, as usual, tweeting about your fucking hair and not even feeling any kind of happiness from it, just soothing your constant need to be bitter and cunty and petty toward other women. Every single thing you've done in the past year was mundane, shallow, and boring. You spent the last six hours reading kinda-interesting Reddit stories about people who made interesting Halloween hats for their kids or some stupid bullshit that you think is interesting and you may say is interesting but you're not really sure if it's really interesting. You're just fucking sitting there, gestating, fermenting, with a moist hole between your legs that guarantees you'll at least never have to get up and move around and work to support yourself. And then you see men, over in some corner, having fun. You've never seen this before. What are they even doing? Instead of their consciousnesses merely sitting in their thick skull and revolving around itself, they are imbuing their conscious energy and intentionality into external objects, crafts, goals, projects. All the bitterness and cuntiness you feel nonstop seems to be absent, as they congratulate each other for being victorious, and happily learn from someone who defeated them. These creatures are truly content to be alive. They have found purpose in a purposeless universe. And your gaze turns back on itself, on your self, and you realise you've never had that. You can never have it. You're just a stupid cunt. So you get up, you walk over there, and you fucking ruin everything. Just ruin the whole fucking thing. The five seconds of attention you get will be worth destroying it. Because you're a woman.
"
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I noticed you dropped 4 f-bombs in this comment. This might be necessary, but using nicer language makes the whole world a better place.
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1 wiirpy 2020-04-02
shit up
1 LongPostBot 2020-04-02
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1 CanadianAsshole1 2020-04-02
Um, hello? Based department?
1 finitewaves 2020-04-02
not my fault youre retarded
1 GameUpBoyHustleHardr 2020-04-02
Silence foid, where is your posting pass.
1 finitewaves 2020-04-02
im a man with hair on my chest
1 jzekyll5 2020-04-02
Why does this sub have so many good bots
1 LetsGetSQ_uirre_Ly 2020-04-02
scott pilgrim vs the world RUINED a generation of women 😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
1 LegacyAccountComprom 2020-04-02
Avril Lavigne types were just as bad
1 Arnoux 2020-04-02
Women also give birth, breast feed and take care of the kid mainly. (with the help of the male)
1 agrees2retards 2020-04-02
A vagina doesn't even compare to an asshole. An asshole is like a vacuum seal that suck out the soul from your balls.
1 GautamaB 2020-04-02
comment of the year
1 junkiedoc 2020-04-02
Unluckily most females are like that in Argentina, none of them is worried about politics, science or philosophy things it’s impossible to have a chat about other thing than gossip
1 cipherdelic 2020-04-02
Is a virgin: "Allahu akbar"
Is a virgin: "Alhamdulillah"