I poop like once every 5 days. Itβs abnormal but it has its benefits. In the past at boy scouts camping the elongated poop cycle has prevented me from shitting in the disgusting ass port a potty daily. Cameras in my room have prevented me from beating my meat despite my high sex drive. Also Iβve developed a habit after pooping and wiping I can fap camera free and cum on my toilet seat followed by a refreshing shower afterwards which prevents me from staining my undies and gassing my pants with poop particles and post cum all the while controlling my fap addiction. I guarantee you that my poopin session feel more satisfactory then your daily rabbit drops too, and itβs not even excessive poop only like 5, 6 inchers with the time to time butt pinch bc theyre kind of dry.
all of planet earth's major problems such as pollution, violence, war, global warming etc are caused by men.
Turns out foids don't contribute to any of this. My apologies to Hillary Clinton for blaming her for the death of Mommar Gaddafi πππ and the disaster that is Libya.
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I poop like once every 5 days. Itβs abnormal but it has its benefits. In the past at boy scouts camping the elongated poop cycle has prevented me from shitting in the disgusting ass port a potty daily. Cameras in my room have prevented me from beating my meat despite my high sex drive. Also Iβve developed a habit after pooping and wiping I can fap camera free and cum on my toilet seat followed by a refreshing shower afterwards which prevents me from staining my undies and gassing my pants with poop particles and post cum all the while controlling my fap addiction. I guarantee you that my poopin session feel more satisfactory then your daily rabbit drops too, and itβs not even excessive poop only like 5, 6 inchers with the time to time butt pinch bc theyre kind of dry.
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1 Prabdr40 2020-04-02
>Once chance at life
>Born female
No wonder these f*ids are always bitching
1 Velsoxof_25 2020-04-02
Good morning
1 Msmit71 2020-04-02
love from Kazakhstan
this song goes very hard
2 spektroo 2020-04-02
I hate woman so much it's unreal
1 xammysosa 2020-04-02
Always remember u should only wash ur hands after u poo to help build up your immune system!
1 boyoyoyoyong 2020-04-02
It's true all men disappearing would be great for nature as well would foids going extinct a few years later due to sheer incompetence
1 WearerOfAsshats 2020-04-02
Jesus. I hate foids as much as the next guy but even I wouldn't say this about them.
1 constantinople_2053 2020-04-02
Men born after 93 dont know wash they hands. All they know is play they vidya, masturbate, fuck they bussy, and be transsexual.
1 strumyabird 2020-04-02
Turns out foids don't contribute to any of this. My apologies to Hillary Clinton for blaming her for the death of Mommar Gaddafi πππ and the disaster that is Libya.