Israel is the safest country to be in during this pandemic 😚

1  2020-04-02 by ThousandPierHike

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Imagine not accepting (((they))) are the chosen people

I am they.

Heh. Some of you Deuxcels are alright. Don't come to DeuxCHAT tomorrow.

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I actually carry around a point-and-shoot film camera, and regularly take pictures of people in public to add to my own cringe compilation. I make sure the flash is on and say "SNAP" when I do it.

The following is a list of situations in which I've added people to my cringe compilation:

  1. A man I was secretly watching at the gym was unable to complete a full set during his workout (I was counting) and at an unimpressive weight no less.

  2. An elderly woman on the bus dropped her change while attempting to pay for a ticket.

  3. The gentleman making my sandwiches at subway had to ask for clarification no less than 3 times during the sandwich creation process.

  4. You making this post.

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Only country not to sign the un biological weapons treaty.

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Had a vaccine in development before Corona took off.

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Must be a cohencidence goyim

Must be a cohencidence goyim

hmmmmmm

🚨🚨 Oi 🚨🚨 Where's your emoji loicense? 👮‍♀️

Oy vey shut it down

I did, and people are still hatin' 😭

So much hate I need a AK

Now we out in Paris...

Shit I'm stayin' in.

THIS DOESNT LOOK SUSPICIOUS

What? It doesn't at all.

Israel just... 😎

shut. It. down.

I fucking wish The ((real)) ones keep going out and having prayer sessions and spreading c-chan to eveyone else

I'd rather die a burger than be stuck in (((Israel)))

You will have your wish 🤮