Spoken like a true incel who has never sampled the fine texture of Degree deoderant and three day old stubble on your tongue, especially after a hard hour of yoga and pilates. Oh fuck I'm gonna bust just thinkin bout it 😩😩😩
i think of attraction to feet as something primal and robust, almost eternal, like a crocodile, and i dont think its a coincidence they are so close to the floor with their whole body (like feet themselves) and their body shape roughly resembles that of a foot. when you see a crocodile you know it has already seen you, you know what's coming and you know it always has been there lurking just underneath the water (its a metaphor think about it. hint: the water is your subconcious) to catch and swallow you whole for your whole life
I remember the first time I heard the word fetish. I was staying home sick from school and watching the old Price is Right/American Gladiators/Jerry Spring trifecta. This ripped gay asian dude (gaysian??) is brought on stage for Springer and he's sitting alone in the center of the stage on the customary stool. Jerry goes up to him and asks him to tell him about his relationship. He's talking about how he's been seeing this dude for a while now and he really loves him and he thinks he hears wedding bells in the future. Then Jerry drops the bomb on him, your boyfriend has something he wants to tell you. And, I'm not quite sure on the exact sequence of events, but the boyfriend comes out before said bomb is dropped. He then tells this Asian (don't know for sure on exact ethncicity, I'd guess Vietnamese, but def american born) dude that he has an armpit fetish. Asian guy gets upset because he knows about it but it grosses him out and then dude tells him "THAT'S WHY I'VE BEEN SEEING ANOTHER MAN!!" Asian dude puts both hands on his mouth in horror, elbows tucked in towards his chest as this kinda skinny bald white dude comes out, rips off his shirt, and holds his arms up to reveal these fucking crazy hairy armpits. And the boyfriend just runs up to em and stars licking them. Like really going at it. Asian dude is on the verge of tears and vomit, as am I. And I swear there is some gross cottage cheese looking shit in this guy's armpits. There's a general back and forth about how its gross and how could you do this, I loved you but you couldn't do this for me and I needed it. And I think they broke up.
And I know what you're thinking. How did he go on stage and expect anything but bad news? Its the goddamn Jerry Springer show. Nothing good happens there for the contestants. So it has to be fixed, right? That's what I'm thinking. But the asian dude looked so genuinely confused and hurt. Like I was really feeling for this dude. The man of his dreams gave up their relationships to lick some strange armpit cheese. And either that dude is a GREAT actor or that shit was real. And I just don't know what to think and it bothers me like 15 years later now.
You like Dick and Balls? Huh? Maybe a Little Bit of Cock? FuuuUUuk. It's Lit in Here, Huh? MmmmMmm. Y-you what? You like Cock and Nuts? Huh? Maybe a little bit of Penis and Cock? Cock and Balls? Mmmmmdm FuuuUUuukkk ,....
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4 agrees2retards 2020-04-02
Do radical centrists lick all four?
4 jzekyll5 2020-04-02
They lick their soft serve Biden style
4 BigFatGamerNuts 2020-04-02
I’ve said this once, I’ll say it again. Stonetoss is right about everything
2 LeEpicMemerDude69420 2020-04-02
Even bitcoin?
2 BigFatGamerNuts 2020-04-02
Not that but he still has a pretty good track record
3 LetsGetSQ_uirre_Ly 2020-04-02
possibly his best work
but I wonder why he didn’t identify the top right quadrant
😯🤔🤔🤔
2 loldongzer 2020-04-02
Top right is clearly a Nazi boot
3 Coconuthead93 2020-04-02
You mean a cops?
2 LetsGetSQ_uirre_Ly 2020-04-02
those damn drag queens keep confusing me with the bottom left
3 inceltiers2 2020-04-02
ROK MAN IZ NAZI
2 finitewaves 2020-04-02
im a feet licker myself
6 wokeaspie 2020-04-02
armpits > feet
4 finitewaves 2020-04-02
MAN i did not ask. if you wanna square up just say so. FUCKER try me i dare you. its war
1 wokeaspie 2020-04-02
degenerates like you belong on a cross
8 lawlzposting 2020-04-02
Bitch you's into armpits
5 GermanShepherdAMA 2020-04-02
And? Feet are gross. 🤮
2 OursIsTheRepost 2020-04-02
And armpits are degenerate
7 ason 2020-04-02
Not liking armpits is degenerate.
1 The_Homocracy 2020-04-02
All of you are degenerate
1 Soviet_Samuelson 2020-04-02
Ok gay confederate
1 The_Homocracy 2020-04-02
So it means even more when I say it
3 wokeaspie 2020-04-02
Spoken like a true incel who has never sampled the fine texture of Degree deoderant and three day old stubble on your tongue, especially after a hard hour of yoga and pilates. Oh fuck I'm gonna bust just thinkin bout it 😩😩😩
5 lawlzposting 2020-04-02
Cope
3 Soviet_Samuelson 2020-04-02
Cumpe
1 [deleted] 2020-04-02
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2 finitewaves 2020-04-02
i think of attraction to feet as something primal and robust, almost eternal, like a crocodile, and i dont think its a coincidence they are so close to the floor with their whole body (like feet themselves) and their body shape roughly resembles that of a foot. when you see a crocodile you know it has already seen you, you know what's coming and you know it always has been there lurking just underneath the water (its a metaphor think about it. hint: the water is your subconcious) to catch and swallow you whole for your whole life
1 Hyggehead00 2020-04-02
Lol k.
5 finitewaves 2020-04-02
?
1 ArseLonga 2020-04-02
That’s profound and all, but do you even like the folds between toes after they’ve gotten lint in them and stuff?
1 BerniesFatCock 2020-04-02
Have you ever had a crocodile steak? Flipping delicious.
3 Mayos_side 2020-04-02
r slash animearmpits
3 600_lbs_of_sin 2020-04-02
🍝 time!
I remember the first time I heard the word fetish. I was staying home sick from school and watching the old Price is Right/American Gladiators/Jerry Spring trifecta. This ripped gay asian dude (gaysian??) is brought on stage for Springer and he's sitting alone in the center of the stage on the customary stool. Jerry goes up to him and asks him to tell him about his relationship. He's talking about how he's been seeing this dude for a while now and he really loves him and he thinks he hears wedding bells in the future. Then Jerry drops the bomb on him, your boyfriend has something he wants to tell you. And, I'm not quite sure on the exact sequence of events, but the boyfriend comes out before said bomb is dropped. He then tells this Asian (don't know for sure on exact ethncicity, I'd guess Vietnamese, but def american born) dude that he has an armpit fetish. Asian guy gets upset because he knows about it but it grosses him out and then dude tells him "THAT'S WHY I'VE BEEN SEEING ANOTHER MAN!!" Asian dude puts both hands on his mouth in horror, elbows tucked in towards his chest as this kinda skinny bald white dude comes out, rips off his shirt, and holds his arms up to reveal these fucking crazy hairy armpits. And the boyfriend just runs up to em and stars licking them. Like really going at it. Asian dude is on the verge of tears and vomit, as am I. And I swear there is some gross cottage cheese looking shit in this guy's armpits. There's a general back and forth about how its gross and how could you do this, I loved you but you couldn't do this for me and I needed it. And I think they broke up.
And I know what you're thinking. How did he go on stage and expect anything but bad news? Its the goddamn Jerry Springer show. Nothing good happens there for the contestants. So it has to be fixed, right? That's what I'm thinking. But the asian dude looked so genuinely confused and hurt. Like I was really feeling for this dude. The man of his dreams gave up their relationships to lick some strange armpit cheese. And either that dude is a GREAT actor or that shit was real. And I just don't know what to think and it bothers me like 15 years later now.
The end.
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2 GalaxyBejdyk 2020-04-02
Liblefts are not bootlickers, the're foot fetishists.
1 SnapshillBot 2020-04-02
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2 Soviet_Samuelson 2020-04-02
Ok jschlute
1 WearerOfAsshats 2020-04-02
I only lick my dominatrix's boots 😬
5 Gus_Habistat 2020-04-02
I think that's the green one
1 kokkelis32145 2020-04-02
dominatrix (male)
1 JanniesGuzzleCum 2020-04-02
Politics are a meme
If you have a political opinion you're a retard, periodt
9 Copeshit 2020-04-02
The greatest quote in human history.
3 VonFingerbang 2020-04-02
It's correct in any and every context and year.
5 baby_3000 2020-04-02
This. So much this.
6 Iamtheholywalrus_ 2020-04-02
Yikes let's unpack this
4 Soviet_Samuelson 2020-04-02
Ok sweaty
4 chadbuff 2020-04-02
Yup, just checked your post history. See you incels on r/AHS... yikes! 😬
4 Soviet_Samuelson 2020-04-02
You want CP? We got CP
1 sh1tpo5ta 2020-04-02
baste
1 hoseja 2020-04-02
But also literally. Ideologies parasite on people's brains and undergo evolution to parasite even better over time.
1 jank_king20 2020-04-02
Stonetoss the ultimate baby brainlet, he gets more retarded every year lol
1 mqL49J 2020-04-02
Kinda wonder whether schmorky ended up 41-percenting after all.
1 constantinople_2053 2020-04-02
Centrist Chads: