Venezuela absolutely BTFO

1  2020-04-03 by foureyednickfury

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You win this one, I'm not allowed to make fun of you anymore. Enjoy living your internet life every day, goodbye.

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Socialism at work

Sharing their boats with the sea-life! Wholesome as fuck 🤗🤗

Venezuelan Minister of Defense Vladimir Padrino also described the cruise ship's actions as an "act of imperial aggression" and "piracy."

When you suck so bad that a small cruise ship with its engines off is capable of committing piracy against you. 😎

I love how Venezeula has some huge conflict with the wicked imperialists of Portugal too. Poor commies just can't catch a break.

You gotta give them credit, Blackbeard never even knew what the fuck an engine is

lmao that ship was a third of the Venezuelan fleet. imagine losing a third of your navy to a cruise ship lol it never even began Venezuelan-cels

It's even sadder when you realize that a 4th ship of that kind has been under construction for years but the shipbuilder stopped working on it because Venezuela is such a shitshow lol

Always a good idea to ram a vessel 5x heavier than your own that also happens to have a reinforced hull for cruising in ice. Venezuelan ingenuity in action.

Some how this is America’s fault

Columbia Cruise Services says Resolute remained in the area until it was clear its services were not required to help in the rescue of the 44 crew members. It then continued on, as planned, to the Port of Willemstad in Curaçao.

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Venezuela should hire somalian advisors to train their navy. Those guys regularly capture oil tankers using glorified pool toys.