Stop listening to crakkka mayo music, and you'd realize that black dudes have been making far more based songs about the realities of modern women for decades now. 💪🏾
I thought the movie was about how the dude kept chasing a girl who was clearly unfit to be in a relationship because he only saw what he wanted to see in her
He tells me an offensive joke, I tell one back, phone line goes silent, we bitch about politics for a bit, phone line goes silent, I tell him how uni is going, he tells me how work is going, twice a year I go to my parents with my gf and drink all his beer.
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6 UnalignedRando 2020-04-03
Bin Laden was right about women, but he was a gamer and a weeb.
Here's the contents of his hard drive which is all downloadable (copyrighted material like his anime and games are listed but not available).
https://www.cia.gov/library/abbottabad-compound/index.html
2 genuinegrill 2020-04-03
Tbh other people living in the compound used the computers too, so it could have been someone else in there.
1 HodorLePortePorte 2020-04-03
Are you defending bin Laden?
3 SlowFatHusky 2020-04-03
Yes
1 372x4 2020-04-03
Über Chad moment
1 UnalignedRando 2020-04-03
So he allowed gamers and weebs in his compound, and didn't reeducate (or execute them).
2 mob16151 2020-04-03
It would be a lot easier for this chick to talk to her dad, if her daddies dick wasn't in her mouth. 😏
2 eujwhwge 2020-04-03
'Hi dad, we haven talked in a while how's it going?' Usually works
2 JanniesGuzzleCum 2020-04-03
1 spaztickthepriest 2020-04-03
drug dealer who is just using his own supply right now because he's got no buyers
2 rapejannies 2020-04-03
I talk about how women shouldn't have the right to vote with my dad all the time
1 SnapshillBot 2020-04-03
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1 JanetYellensFuckboy 2020-04-03
https://youtu.be/TSKizLRFbTo
3 myNAMEjef420 2020-04-03
This but without a shred of irony.
3 CameronSins 2020-04-03
BICE
2 WDEatMyDick 2020-04-03
Pretty based
1 inceltiers2 2020-04-03
best gym song
1 15nelsoc 2020-04-03
Stop listening to crakkka mayo music, and you'd realize that black dudes have been making far more based songs about the realities of modern women for decades now. 💪🏾
4 JanniesGuzzleCum 2020-04-03
Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks 🎵🎶
1 fuckdagger 2020-04-03
but unironic
1 demotecontrol 2020-04-03
I’ve never seen either of these movies. Should I become President?
2 MikeStoklasa-cel 2020-04-03
Only those who were too stupid to pay attention to the movie and it's lesson (>!never trust a foid!<)
2 LetsGetSQ_uirre_Ly 2020-04-03
The biggest takeaway I got from 500 Days is that manic pixie dream girl had officially become a meme
2 -ColonelMortimer- 2020-04-03
Some foid once tried to explain to me that actually it wasn't summers fault, but the dude was in the wrong all along
Foids smh
2 MikeStoklasa-cel 2020-04-03
They were both wrong. Foids will screech at men for leading them on, but will defend Summer. Sharia when?
3 LetsGetSQ_uirre_Ly 2020-04-03
based and correct pilled
1 gonight 2020-04-03
Islam is right about women.
1 [deleted] 2020-04-03
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1 EldarianValor 2020-04-03
I thought the movie was about how the dude kept chasing a girl who was clearly unfit to be in a relationship because he only saw what he wanted to see in her
1 FroppyHoppyMyFloppy 2020-04-03
That comparison doesn’t even work because most people don’t even know what 500 days of summer is, meanwhile every cheap whore has seen Scott pilgrim.
1 SNCA_ 2020-04-03
STONE HER!!! ALLAH AKBAR
1 HodorLePortePorte 2020-04-03
Who is she?
3 AutoModerator 2020-04-03
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2 forseti911 2020-04-03
Thanks automod
1 cipherdelic 2020-04-03
He tells me an offensive joke, I tell one back, phone line goes silent, we bitch about politics for a bit, phone line goes silent, I tell him how uni is going, he tells me how work is going, twice a year I go to my parents with my gf and drink all his beer.
It doesn't take rocket appliances.
1 gonight 2020-04-03
Based and son-pilled.
1 GamersForGore2000 2020-04-03
Do not weep for these fathers, for they did not raise their daughters right and suffer the consequences.
1 liquorbaron 2020-04-03
What a fucking muppet. Just say, "Hey can we talk? I got a lot on my mind right now and I want to talk with you."
Like how fucking inept do you have to be to not know how to talk to your dad if he's there and available to talk to?