if Ted looked less like a methed out hobo and more like this photo, he'd have been released by now and would've probably married 3 batshit foids in prison.

But alas it seems he gave up on looking like a white person when he gave up on technology.

There's only 2 types of men in the world. Those who want the unabussy and liars

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Free my nigga ted.

Who actually said that? I’ve seen it attributed to Utah Phillips but he doesn’t seem like the kind of guy to encourage going to peoples addresses and doing stuff

Idk, ted Nugent maybe, he seems whacked out enough to say something like that.

He must regret that picture so much now lmao

Ngl it's probably one of the better photos of him.

Yeah he doesn't look fat af

It's not a bad photo but with the hindsight of pol deciding to meme him into the worst mass murderer of the 21st century I'm sure he regrets it

He's a household name now though, governments tremble in fear at the sound of his name.

Dude are you high? He couldn’t buy this kind of publicity and you just know he sits at home in his underwear laughing that someone went to journalism school to write shit like this. I know I would be.

international chemical-warfare terrorist ‘Samuel Whitcomb Hyde’

Also I don’t know what brought on all this tedposting but I like it

Sammy dindu nuffin, he a good boy

I wonder if these people are aware that the only public opinion shift that comes from them appearing anywhere at all is a slight increase in favorability towards eugenics.

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1. INNOCENT I TELL YOU! - archive.org, archive.today

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Can I sign a petition or something

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I've read about half his manifesto; he's articulate, but primatvism is pretty retarded. Ye, I would rather not die from an infected toe, or be forced to bury my shit in the freezing cold .

what if you felt happier in the life where you die of an infected toe

That's a fair point. I doubt the primitive lifestyle would provide that though; especially for people who are used to a modern one.

I won't hear a bad word said about shitting free in the cold, to be honest.

I wonder if there are diabetic primitivists?

Ted is not necessarily advocating for primitivism, but does contend that the more you are fulfilling your needs yourself the better it is.

He did nothing wrong.