The biological raison dêtre of women is to nurture children but they worship a breed of dog whose express and sole purpose is to brutally slaughter babies.
Women berate men publicly for their brashness and irrationality, jeez if we ran the world it would all be peaceful right!
Then they go out and pick as mates some dude with muscles who's an asshole to everyone but was briefly nice to her because he wanted to bone. Oh I changed him now he'll protect me and just special Ole me forever. 😍😍😍
*slap slap slap *
And also deliberately starts fights among what should be bussy brothers because moids fighting over her gets her wet. Should you have a cool head and defuse the situation calmly without violence, your officially a pussy and she immediately fucks the other guy BTW.
Jeez I wonder why there's so much violence in the would.
White women dream of a guy that is an asshole to everyone but them, they also love dogs that are an asshole to everyone but them. They often wind up getting shredded either way because it turns out a lot of times an assholes just an asshole.
Nah, I had a pibble and she was fat af. Also had a tiny little head, she was ridiculous looking, this giant fatass body attached to this miniature pibble head. I'm pretty sure she was some kind of mutt, but tbh what shitbull isn't.
She would still probably eat your baby tho. Like literally she hated children and would have to be put away any time any were around because she'd walk up to them and just start growling like a lunatic. The pibble in her immediately recognized her ancestral enemy, even through all her dense layers of fat. My sister raised this dog from a baby and loved it so much she would burst into tears any time it was mentioned for about a year after she gave it to me. But she gave it to me because she had a kid, like I literally had to go over to their house to pick it up while she was still at the hospital because she didn't want it there when the baby got home. She knew damn well that retarded fat fucker couldn't be trusted within 10 miles of a baby.
Did I mention my sister lived on a cow farm and this dog would constantly try and fight the cows? What kind of retard dog does that. They're 20 times your size they could crush you in an instant you retard! They came close several times. And any time coyotes were howling in the distance she'd run to the door and demand to be let out. Yeah sure I'll just let you run out there and get yourself shredded by a pack of coyotes. Zero concept of not picking a fight she couldn't win.
She died within like a year anyway, perhaps of a broken heart, perhaps it was the morbid obesity, we'll never know.
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1 StayHardMiami 2020-04-04
The biological raison dêtre of women is to nurture children but they worship a breed of dog whose express and sole purpose is to brutally slaughter babies.
1 SNCA_ 2020-04-04
Hmmm, sounds very similar to females dating preferences...
1 ThousandPierHike 2020-04-04
Prey mantis?
1 SNCA_ 2020-04-04
It is preying mantis, you inbred sandnigger. Human women are like that too look at Jeremy Meeks
1 ThousandPierHike 2020-04-04
Prey mantis are the moid manti you fuckin larva.
1 habeshamuscle 2020-04-04
It's praying mantis, you absolute mong.
1 MisterMedeez 2020-04-04
le female dual mating strategy has arrived
1 watermark1917 2020-04-04
Women berate men publicly for their brashness and irrationality, jeez if we ran the world it would all be peaceful right!
Then they go out and pick as mates some dude with muscles who's an asshole to everyone but was briefly nice to her because he wanted to bone. Oh I changed him now he'll protect me and just special Ole me forever. 😍😍😍
*slap slap slap *
And also deliberately starts fights among what should be bussy brothers because moids fighting over her gets her wet. Should you have a cool head and defuse the situation calmly without violence, your officially a pussy and she immediately fucks the other guy BTW.
Jeez I wonder why there's so much violence in the would.
1 JanniesGuzzleCum 2020-04-04
If y'all want men to stop raping and murdering, women 👏need 👏 to 👏 do 👏 better 👏
1 ThousandPierHike 2020-04-04
Maybe stop being so rapabley?
1 SNCA_ 2020-04-04
But women love rape play
1 SNCA_ 2020-04-04
You assume Chad has to act "nice" to bone disrespect only turns women on
1 watermark1917 2020-04-04
White women dream of a guy that is an asshole to everyone but them, they also love dogs that are an asshole to everyone but them. They often wind up getting shredded either way because it turns out a lot of times an assholes just an asshole.
1 JanniesGuzzleCum 2020-04-04
1 SNCA_ 2020-04-04
They watch too many cartoons
1 ThousandPierHike 2020-04-04
Based on the foid question. It's only a matter of time, watermark. Scratch, meet fascist soon 🔥😎🔥
1 SNCA_ 2020-04-04
Wrong white women love being abused. They think it humbles them because all ypepo are privileged and rich
1 SNCA_ 2020-04-04
A pitbull mauled my mom to death too...
1 jojobobononoo 2020-04-04
I saw a woman yesterday walking with a fake service dog pibble and I thought of you folks on here ❤️
1 fujiste 2020-04-04
she echolocates based on the direction in which he mauls toddlers
1 watermark1917 2020-04-04
I know a girl who has a pibble and boasts about printing fake emotional support animal certificates so she can take it on flights with her
I still want to bone her though
1 knuckledowntown 2020-04-04
You should fight her
1 NumerousEvent 2020-04-04
Pretty fucking chad if you ask me.
1 agenderphobe 2020-04-04
haha toddler mauling machine goes grr
1 GoldenSunGod 2020-04-04
🤩🤩/r/velvethippos 🥰🥰
1 watermark1917 2020-04-04
Nah, I had a pibble and she was fat af. Also had a tiny little head, she was ridiculous looking, this giant fatass body attached to this miniature pibble head. I'm pretty sure she was some kind of mutt, but tbh what shitbull isn't.
She would still probably eat your baby tho. Like literally she hated children and would have to be put away any time any were around because she'd walk up to them and just start growling like a lunatic. The pibble in her immediately recognized her ancestral enemy, even through all her dense layers of fat. My sister raised this dog from a baby and loved it so much she would burst into tears any time it was mentioned for about a year after she gave it to me. But she gave it to me because she had a kid, like I literally had to go over to their house to pick it up while she was still at the hospital because she didn't want it there when the baby got home. She knew damn well that retarded fat fucker couldn't be trusted within 10 miles of a baby.
Did I mention my sister lived on a cow farm and this dog would constantly try and fight the cows? What kind of retard dog does that. They're 20 times your size they could crush you in an instant you retard! They came close several times. And any time coyotes were howling in the distance she'd run to the door and demand to be let out. Yeah sure I'll just let you run out there and get yourself shredded by a pack of coyotes. Zero concept of not picking a fight she couldn't win.
She died within like a year anyway, perhaps of a broken heart, perhaps it was the morbid obesity, we'll never know.
1 LongPostBot 2020-04-04
I don't know what you said, because I've seen another human naked.
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1 372x4 2020-04-04
Hmmm, that baby seems a bit too old to crawl on all fours.......
1 JanniesGuzzleCum 2020-04-04
Ok libertarian
1 knuckledowntown 2020-04-04
Why do pibbles look like demons?