Imagine what your grandmother would think if she saw the shit you were posting. Do you think she would love how you spend your days laughing at the misfortune of others? If you all just applied yourself, maybe, just possibly, one day you will reach the potential that all your elementary school teachers talked about. Until then, keep shitposting your life away, and try to feel secure in the knowledge that at least you don't lose your shit on the internet.
That's Budai, also known as the Laughing Buddha. The actual Buddha, Siddhartha Gautama, was a frequent poster on FPH before he was enlightened by cutting down a cherry tree.
Seeing what Redditors complain about really has confirmed that the majority of this site is comprised of fat broke basement-dwellers that donβt realize that you have to be someone worth fucking in order to get some
"Damn you don't want your country to turn into a den of degeneracy and hedonism paralleling that of Sodom and Gomorrah? You don't want your girls to all turn into whores and your men to turn into porn-addicts instead of healthy functioning members of society? You guys are weak."
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Imagine what your grandmother would think if she saw the shit you were posting. Do you think she would love how you spend your days laughing at the misfortune of others? If you all just applied yourself, maybe, just possibly, one day you will reach the potential that all your elementary school teachers talked about. Until then, keep shitposting your life away, and try to feel secure in the knowledge that at least you don't lose your shit on the internet.
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1 NumerousEvent 2020-04-05
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1 -ColonelMortimer- 2020-04-05
No, I don't think I will
1 NumerousEvent 2020-04-05
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1 gnuforlyfe 2020-04-05
just posted cringe, he will lose subscriber
1 wokeaspie 2020-04-05
my family is dying
1 adhamrlf 2020-04-05
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1 low-info-upvoter 2020-04-05
that's just because Budda was self conscious about his own man titties
1 Damderia 2020-04-05
That's Budai, also known as the Laughing Buddha. The actual Buddha, Siddhartha Gautama, was a frequent poster on FPH before he was enlightened by cutting down a cherry tree.
1 GautamaB 2020-04-05
And now I just post here
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1 MasterLawlzFan 2020-04-05
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1 MasterLawlzFan 2020-04-05
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1 made_in_quebec 2020-04-05
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1 MasterLawlzFan 2020-04-05
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1 FrostBittenSalsa 2020-04-05
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1 ComedicSans 2020-04-05
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1 Msmit71 2020-04-05
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1 MasterLawlzFan 2020-04-05
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1 Msmit71 2020-04-05
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1 MasterLawlzFan 2020-04-05
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1 cuckworld 2020-04-05
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1 MasterLawlzFan 2020-04-05
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1 cuckworld 2020-04-05
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1 [deleted] 2020-04-05
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1 MilkyBobb 2020-04-05
Why are you being so sexist right now not every man is a rapist!
1 voice_of_ukraine 2020-04-05
why?
1 MilkyBobb 2020-04-05
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1 RockmanXX 2020-04-05
He just recognizes his fellow kin.
1 ConnieP_XI 2020-04-05
Post a sticky
1 Coconuthead93 2020-04-05
r/average_redditor
1 MasterLawlzFan 2020-04-05
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1 I_Shah 2020-04-05
They really fell for the bait lmao
1 WeAreLostSoAreYou 2020-04-05
Cuz itβs fucking stupid?
1 uroboris 2020-04-05
Looks like Nasim
1 Tardigrade_Sex_Party 2020-04-05
Imagine paying for the opportunity of masturbating to pictures, when getting sex is easy as asking for fuck.
1 PedroIsWatching 2020-04-05
Seeing what Redditors complain about really has confirmed that the majority of this site is comprised of fat broke basement-dwellers that donβt realize that you have to be someone worth fucking in order to get some
1 FChoL 2020-04-05
What do you mean being a janny for some E-girl's stream and onlyfans isn't gonna get me laid?
1 RockmanXX 2020-04-05
How can someone be broke and fat? that's impressive honestly.
1 Billsmydad 2020-04-05
Thats america and europe for you
1 kokkelis32145 2020-04-05
Masturbating without paying your tithe is rape. Paying for porn is also rape. So you should just give your money to women and not masturbate.
1 jank_king20 2020-04-05
Iβve seen way more people weak and angry over some girl having an onlyfans that girls angry someone picks google images over subscribing
Thereβs a lot of weakness in the group of people angry about egirls though, that has been clear for awhile
1 Tealdragon204 2020-04-05
"Damn you don't want your country to turn into a den of degeneracy and hedonism paralleling that of Sodom and Gomorrah? You don't want your girls to all turn into whores and your men to turn into porn-addicts instead of healthy functioning members of society? You guys are weak."
1 WeAreLostSoAreYou 2020-04-05
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1 DougDomey420 2020-04-05
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76.700.000 actually