If you spent as much time trying to get pussy as you do showing off your double down syndrome on the internet you might still have a chance of becoming a man by the time you hit your forties.

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2. r/deuxpenis - archive.org, archive.today

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It's like penis inspection day in gym class!

When u coom r u supost 2 birn? Its made my dinger birn sinz I had 2 were my dads underwere on his wekend 2 monts ago

Yes

My penis is normal size but I want a fleshlight because I habe no gf. Does anyone know if fleshlight good?

Buy cheap flashlight. Remove batteries. Stuff with loose raw chicken breast . microwave 1 minute 15 seconds. Good as fleshlight and cheaper

ive got 3 fleshlights. reiley reid one is the best. the sleeve warmer is a must have. when you lube your fleshlight put it in the microwave for 10 seconds. cleanup is easy, but make sure you dry it out REALLY good so mold doesnt grow

coomers OUTTTTTTTT

U serious lmao

That is disgusting.

WAIT wtf y’all don’t just get a warm wet hole from tinder for the price of $0.00 + free shipping? Y’all niggas been doing it wrong lmao

boomer

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That's too much effort

Let me introduce u to another app called grindr

Why does it taste so funny?

Is your boyfriend a clown?

6.3 length. Idk what the girth is but it's a thiccy

U small

Post your cock and we can compare, nigger

HO MO

Something wrong with that?

woke up with a fat cock... this curse will never be lifted TT_TT

I became a jannie and my dick grew by 30cm. Jannie haters will say ut's fake.

In medical terms this is called the Tranny Jannie Psychosis. It's the same size, but your mind is progressively trying to tell you that it's too big, it's horrendous, you look like a freak, until you get a butchers knife and plok plok there goes your cock. Very sad.

I thought you had to have your dick removed to become a jannie.

35 years old, virgin 3.5 inches . Will it grow? Mommy said if I stopped posting in AHS it would get longer

I’m confused about so much

Good

We are pubertyposting on this blessed day

Novelty size my mom says.

6.5” hard. When you coom it’s supposed to be white, right? Billy that I sit next to told me it’s supposed to be red, but I don’t believe him.

3.5 in, 12 years old. Grandpa says I’m big but mines not nearly the size of his.

r/puberty pinned post for anybody who didn't know. Real sick stuff.

Is jelq work?

My girlfriend said my dick is the perfect size for anal. Is this good?

I think someone stole mine, its gone. I need help