Howdy, my name is Rawhide Kobayashi. I'm a 27 year old Japanese Japamerican (western culture fan for you foreigners). I brand and wrangle cattle on my ranch, and spend my days perfecting the craft and enjoying superior American passtimes. (Barbeque, Rodeo, Fireworks) I train with my branding iron every day, this superior weapon can permanently leave my ranch embled on a cattle's hide because it is white-hot, and is vastly superior to any other method of livestock marking. I earned my branding license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak English fluently, both Texas and Oklahoma dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their cowboy code, which I follow 100% When I get my American visa, I am moving to Dallas to work in an oil field to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a cattle wrangler for the Double Cross Ranch or an oil rig operator for Exxon-Mobil! I own several cowboy hats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I rebel against my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond. Wish me luck in America!

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It's a very good ping, just tagging a bro

Benny hill was one funny motherfucker.

troons say this is proof you can't determine sex by looking at someone.

Sex: no.

I think they may have a point. I thought it was another ball waxing fetishist.

How big do you think her actual skull is? Maybe it is just this photo but if you make the assumption that eyes are relatively the same size her face is gargantuan. I mean I suppose you could say that the excess fat is causing her eyes to appear smaller and more beady. Still her head looks absolutely massive. I have a plastic folding table for cleaning game and her head looks like it could just buckle to the thing like an obese bills fan.

We aren't mayo foids so we aren't into bestiality

nice one king

The Architect approves 👍

This is my minister of Health. 💀

Volcel it is, then.

>Volcel

Yes. Take the monkpill

based and monkpilled

Is this the Belgium minister of health?

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No cap im already volcel. Don't mind if I don't.

That's my health minister! 😍😍😍

Leave Maggie alone!!!

Definately a SUPER MALE VITALITY user.